Whats everyone doing for the Derby?

Still don't know where to watch it, got £#%&! all chance of a ticket.

I don't know if I want to go to a pub as I am sure there will be some #@&%! city fan who will do something stupid during the minutes silence.

Originally Posted by ScholesScoresGoals2

Still don't know where to watch it, got £#%&! all chance of a ticket.

I don't know if I want to go to a pub as I am sure there will be some #@&%! city fan who will do something stupid during the minutes silence.

i could probably name him


i tend not to go in for the derby

Epsom

Breakfast, beer, game,, back local to meet the boys for a few beers and discus the game, curry and than bed.


But it usually goes like.

Breakfast, beer, game, back local, pubs closed after its kicked off big time, home for a take away.

J-Stand. Staying sober for it.

Getting pissed and watching us tear those bitter @#%&!s apart i hope.

Originally Posted by antonin jablonsky

Getting pissed and watching us tear those bitter @#%&!s apart i hope.

I've never seen you sober. FACT.

Same as Mr Shyteds. It'll be fun back at my local as it's a 50/50 split, the landlord is a st holder at wastelands, hopefully no miver, the last couple have past without any incidents. Just a very drunken Mull taking the piss, then falling asleep at the bar ,if I'm true to form.

K-stand 234

Originally Posted by George Bestial

I've never seen you sober. FACT.

Not missing much. I'm not sure, by the way, that you've ever seen me in a state other than paralytic.

Originally Posted by no fun

i could probably name him


i tend not to go in for the derby

I know EXACTLY who you mean.
Had a run in with him after the cup final defeat to Chelsea. He said all United fans never went ot OT and he could prove it as he had 2 seasons tickets earlier in the season that he couldn't sell for £100 each. He is a £#%&!ER

Originally Posted by elephantstone

K-stand 234

234 = poor

238, on the other hand = great

Breakfast
couple of pints with Les Vagas in Stretford Ex-Services
couple of cans with Sam the Man outside Macaris
Match
Bus to Picc
Picc to Airport
Home

Originally Posted by antonin jablonsky

Not missing much. I'm not sure, by the way, that you've ever seen me in a state other than paralytic.

Chatting varying degrees of shite no less!

How's Keano? That Scouse lapdancer story has been relayed many times bringing many laughs.

Originally Posted by George Bestial

Chatting varying degrees of shite no less!

How's Keano? That Scouse lapdancer story has been relayed many times bringing many laughs.

He's very much himself unfortunately. Oh and you know only too well how fluent I am in shite.

Originally Posted by antonin jablonsky

He's very much himself unfortunately. Oh and you know only too well how fluent I am in shite.

"Put yer clothes on an fook off!"

Originally Posted by George Bestial

"Put yer clothes on an fook off!"

I'm trying to remember how many dippers he's married.

Wake Up.

Get in my mates dads mini bus.

Run for back seat whilst fighting off punches.

Pick up various mates.

Get on motorway

Drink and piss in bin.

Arrive

Quadrant

Macaris

Kebab

ST2

Quadrant

Home

Originally Posted by carlosartorial

234 = poor

238, on the other hand = great

234 = Old united road
238 = scoreboard paddock

I'm almost ashamed to say that I shall be watching at home with my young lad (and possibly his even younger brother and sister, if they can be arsed) as the wife is at work.

Then I shall sit looking out the front window watching the inevitable scrapping and police carnival taking place at the pub down the road...