The Premier League called back thinking I was Sir Alex and told me this...

I got a call back from a woman, Aussie bird asking is that Sir Alex?

Me: "Yes"
Bird:"I am going to put you through to Mike Foster, our director"
Me: "ok"

I am then put on hold:

Mike Foster:"Sir Alex?"
Me: "Yes"
Mike Foster: "I hear you want an update about the Teve clearence
Me: "yes"
Mike "Lawyers from TSS have arrvied to give one piece of the information with concerns of the people who own his rights so we are still waiting for this Once we have it, we are pretty sure. I will check with my colleagues and get them to call you back. What is the best number to call you on?"
Me: "07716 xxx920"
Mike:"Who am I talking to again?"...

Hang up

£#%&!ing hell! I'm shaking here!

edit - they also said they will be in contact with Maurice shortly.

Could I get done for pretending to be someone I'm not?

Originally Posted by koppas

I got a call back from a woman, Aussie bird asking is that Sir Alex?

Me: "Yes"
Bird:"I am going to put you through to Mike Foster, our director"
Me: "ok"

I am then put on hold:

Mike Foster:"Sir Alex?"
Me: "Yes"
Mike Foster: "I hear you want an update about the Teve clearence
Me: "yes"
Mike "Lawyers from TSS have arrvied to give one piece of the information with concerns of the people who own his rights so we are still waiting for this Once we have it, we are pretty sure. I will check with my colleagues and get them to call you back. What is the best number to call you on?"
Me: "07716 xxx920"
Mike:"Who am I talking to again?"...

Hang up

£#%&!ing hell! I'm shaking here!

why did you hang up, you mong? call him back!

nft.

Cause he was cottoning on? Should I cal the tabs? I'm still shaking a bit.

Just say in your best jock accent:

"Sorry, I had to hang up - that little £#%&!er nani was doing another back-flip and I had to @#%&! him. No doubt about that."

Originally Posted by koppas

Cause he was cottoning on? Should I cal the tabs? I'm still shaking a bit.

normally i would say wum, but this is so far fetched i believe you. piss funny!

nft.

Thats why I was only saying one word answers. The birds on reception were from Australia.

When I spelt out my number, he asked who i was.

sit u ation

it is the correct number as i rang them aswell.

Im going to call back and say im a representative for Alex.

Give me 5.

It ain't a wum. Been told I should call up one of the tabs and tell them?

Originally Posted by Sparky6899

Just say in your best jock accent:

"Sorry, I had to hang up - that little £#%&!er nani was doing another back-flip and I had to @#%&! him. No doubt about that."

Can I get done for this? They have my number.

Originally Posted by koppas

Thats why I was only saying one word answers. The birds on reception were from Australia.

When I spelt out my number, he asked who i was.

You should of replied

"I'm sir Ferie, there's no question about that"

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See!

Originally Posted by koppas

Can I get done for this? They have my number.

Get done for what Kopps? Having a laugh?!

They're hardly going to send you to Australia are they FFS

say you're his son.

I dunno? For fraud?

Originally Posted by koppas

Can I get done for this? They have my number.

Yes, get out of the country quicksticks.

Afghan mountains are a good place to hide I heard

PS - nice work on the call, pity it's gonna cost you your freedom

They wont put me through to him.

Seems their on to you Koppas

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