Rooney

Hmm

@agent_153
Interesting few days in #MUFC ahead. Sources from near to the club claim #Rooney and #SAF had a massive fall out in preseason

@agent_153
...#Rooney is apparently ready to pack his backs, but #MUFC won't let the player go cheaply and not to a big rival (#MCFC)...

@agent_153
...However due to #Rooney's injury he will remain a #MUFC player until January...

@agent_153
...#Rooney has said to #MUFC officials he wants a loan move to #EFC!! He still has a love for the #EFC...

@agent_153
...and claims he needs to pay back the fans for leaving.

@agent_153
The relationship between #SAF and #Rooney is at breaking point. The pair have hardly spoken a word to each other since preseason

so he's packing his backs to pay them to everton fans? #interesting

chav.

Ah it all makes sense now. Wondered where we were getting money for all these £#%&!ing players.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Ah it all makes sense now. Wondered where we were getting money for all these £#%&!ing players.

by loaning Rooney to Everton?

Originally Posted by Walrus

Hmm

@agent_153
Sources from near to the club

Lou Macari's

Wants to go to Everton

Agent 153

How on earth is this a £#%&!ing thread.

Walrus what's going on felloh?

#bullshit

Or not.

Whatever.

Originally Posted by andyroo

Agent 153

He has been pretty accurate about a lot of things recently including why Kaka talks broke down and RVP some 6 days before it happened.

Read some of his other recent tweets.

Thought it may be of interest, pinch of salt and all that

Originally Posted by Scabs

#bullshit

Or not.

Whatever.

.

Originally Posted by Walrus

He has been pretty accurate about a lot of things recently including why Kaka talks broke down and RVP some 6 days before it happened.

Read some of his other recent tweets.

Thought it may be of interest, pinch of salt and all that

Sorry. No. This guy is a complete WUM. Yes he did say we would be getting Van Persie, but it wasn't exactly difficult to guess. Pretty much everything he has said since has been wrong.

@agent_153 is saffers. He made the name up yonks ago.

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Dunlop

@agent_153 is saffers. He made the name up yonks ago.

Credible.

Loan to Everton ffs

If some #@&%! is calling himself an agent on Twitter it must be true.

As if Everton would be interested ffs

this 153 guy is some kid on his school holidays. He's broken nothing and all his stuff is made-up/nicked from genuine agents on twitter/nicked from gossip columns in papers

does anyone follow agents 1-152? I'd be interested to see what they've got to say.

I rang them and they all told me to £#%&! off. Just like that, '£#%&! off'.

Uncouth bastards.