United goalie caught stealing doghnut from tesco!

Is a full front page story in one of the rags today. £#%&! me. Im literally stunned. Caught a glimpse of the "united goalie caught" part and shit myself thinking it was gonna be drugs or something but no,a £#%&!ing €1.39 doghnut is front page news nowadays. Un£#%&!ing real.

Link ?

Originally Posted by rogieop

Is a full front page story in one of the rags today. £#%&! me. Im literally stunned. Caught a glimpse of the "united goalie caught" part and shit myself thinking it was gonna be drugs or something but no,a £#%&!ing €1.39 doghnut is front page news nowadays. Un£#%&!ing real.

should have pushed it round the post

can't believe people actually buy tabloids.

doubt the qataris will want anything to do with utd now

Doh!

Cba with a link. On my phone,seen some @#%&! walking down the street reading it,went into the closest shop to investigate more seen the full headline and stormed off. Im incandesent with rage now. Fridays £#%&!ed before it statrs.

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Dunlop

can't believe people actually buy tabloids.

or doghnuts tbf.

what the £#%&!'s a doghnut?

I doughnut believe it.

And so on.

They really are going to hang that boy.

fast forward 5 years when he's the best in the world and he's forcing his way to barca or madrid and everyone will be shocked.

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Dunlop

They really are going to hang that boy.

fast forward 5 years when he's the best in the world and he's forcing his way to barca or madrid and everyone will be shocked.

Well, they need some new material for the nightly inquest show about him on ESPN. What with him turning in top class performances every week now.

dunno why we bother buying spanish players. they come to our country, stealing our goalkeeping jobs and thinking they can just waltz in to tesco for free and take dognuts without paying for them


then they £#%&! off back to spain leaving nowt but a £40m transfer fee in their wake

any reason given as to why he did it? seems a bit of a stupid thing to do.

Originally Posted by Jack Duckworth

any reason given as to why he did it? seems a bit of a stupid thing to do.

I've not been in Krispy Kreme so I don't get this, are there just donuts lying about for you to pickup? Do you not have to ask for what you want at a counter or summat?

Originally Posted by antonin jablonsky

Well, they need some new material for the nightly inquest show about him on ESPN. What with him turning in top class performances every week now.

This is as over the top as my Berbatov post in the 'team' thread

Originally Posted by PaulParkersPubes

This is as over the top as my Berbatov post in the 'team' thread

Which bit?

Originally Posted by antonin jablonsky

I've not been in Krispy Kreme so I don't get this, are there just donuts lying about for you to pickup? Do you not have to ask for what you want at a counter or summat?

Hardly relevant though is it. If baguettes are on display in the middle of the shop floor it doesn't mean they're free.

I think this is great news to be honest. If this country's biggest selling paper has nothing but this piffling matter to run as its headline story then it means surely all of the rest of the worlds problems have stopped.

No more people dying in Libya, the impending financial crisis must have dissipated, Syria must have stopped murdering its people, Israel must have stopped bullying Palestine and the Insurgencies in Iraq and Afghanistan must have finished.

Great News.

I £#%&!ing despise this country.