How will you react....

If Tevez scores on Sunday (if he plays) and does an Adebayor or worse still runs up to Fergie like he said he would

pour boiling water on his neck

Probably just shout "£#%&! off you judas @#%&!" tbh, with my face all 'contorted with rage' and everyfink.

Turn the telly over tbh frank.

Throw a few sandwiches at him probably. If I was there. I won't be. But that's what I'd do.

Who celebrates the consolation goal in a drubbing anyway?

As long as it isn't a last minute winner or equaliser I'll be ok. Otherwise I'll be very upset.

i'll shout and swear and point at the telly and then walk round the pub with my chest out and blowing my cheeks with rage.

I think given what happened with Adebayor he will control himself. I also don't think he hates United supporters the way Adebayor (who is very girly) hates Arsenal supporters.

i will turn over and go back to sleep

I wouldn't talk to him anymore.

I would report him to the police.

Originally Posted by Zorg

I would report him to the police.

Give him bad rep.

I'll binge on pies.

If he stands in front of Fergie as he suggested he would I could see somebody pushing him out of the way.

Rooney or Rio probably.

Rooney because he lost his rag, Rio because it's live on tele.

Depends what time I wake up after watching Floyd.

Originally Posted by Withers

If he stands in front of Fergie as he suggested he would I could see somebody pushing him out of the way.

Rooney or Rio probably.

Rooney because he lost his rag, Rio because it's live on tele.

whilst taking his top off

I'll react with my usual restraint and calm on here like always.

i'd be pleased for him, tbh.