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Unread 26-06-2009, 07:47 AM
Fountz
 
Red face What's the difference between Sir Alex Ferguson and Michael Jackson ??

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....Fergie will be playing giggs in August !






 
Unread 26-06-2009, 07:50 AM
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like it...
 
Unread 26-06-2009, 08:31 AM
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Unread 26-06-2009, 08:40 AM
Sam the Sanitary Man
 
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8/10 very good
 
Unread 26-06-2009, 08:41 AM
Coracao
 
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My phone hasn't stopped this morning
 
Unread 26-06-2009, 08:45 AM
Banbury RED
 
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The cause of the heart attack is thought to be when Jackson was informed the £2,000 for a 10 year old was infact a car scrappage scheme.
 
Unread 26-06-2009, 08:46 AM
denis lawless
 
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The cause of the heart attack is thought to be when Jackson was informed the £2,000 for a 10 year old was infact a car scrappage scheme.
 
Unread 26-06-2009, 09:12 AM
Stakker
 
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`When Farrah Fawcett arrived in heaven god granted her one wish. She wished for all the children to be safe, so god killed Michael Jackson`
 
Unread 26-06-2009, 09:17 AM
dinger
 
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Michael Jacksons last request on his death bed was that all his plastic surgery be melted down and turned into Lego, so that kids can play with him for a change.
 
Unread 26-06-2009, 09:25 AM
Charlestown Rouge
 
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Not been this stiff since Macauley Culkin stayed over
 
Unread 26-06-2009, 09:37 AM
Fountz
 
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Not been this stiff since Macauley Culkin stayed over







Poor bugger
 
Unread 26-06-2009, 10:22 AM
Time For Heroes
 
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He didn't die of a heart attack, he was found on the childrens ward having a stroke.
 
Unread 26-06-2009, 10:34 AM
BulgarianSpectator
 
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What's the difference between MJ and West Ham?



The Hammers will be blowing bubbles in August.
 
Unread 26-06-2009, 10:35 AM
BulgarianSpectator
 
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Michael Jacksons last request on his death bed was that all his plastic surgery be melted down and turned into Lego, so that kids can play with him for a change.
.....I heard that he was going to be cremated and mixed in with the Burgers at McDonalds.... so he can go through kids arses one more time.
 
Unread 26-06-2009, 10:36 AM
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i expected better from you of all people, fountz
 
Unread 26-06-2009, 10:36 AM
Zorg
 
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Not been this stiff since Macauley Culkin stayed over
That's the best one, superbly sick.
 
Unread 26-06-2009, 10:36 AM
BulgarianSpectator
 
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The jockeys at Epsom tomorrow will be wearing black armbands out of respect.

Nobody rode as many 3 year olds as Michael Jackson.
 
Unread 26-06-2009, 10:37 AM
BulgarianSpectator
 
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NEW TOUR DATES ANNOUNCED

The Ambulance
The Hospital
The Morgue
Hell
 
Unread 26-06-2009, 10:39 AM
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everyone here except charles should be banned!
 
Unread 26-06-2009, 10:39 AM
ReligiousRed
 
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Jackos ghost has already been sighted on the childrens ward of the hospital . looks like even in death he is still trying to put the willys up the children
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