Manchester United vs Newcastle 15/5/24 8pm KO - OFFICIAL match day thread!

Our goalkeeper can neither play out from the back, nor take a long kick without giving it away. Makes you yearn for the days of Schmeichel's 60 yard throw outs to the feet of Giggs.

Same as the start of the first half...giving the ball away constantly.

What an odd game Amrabat has had

AWB really needs selling. He’s £#%&!ing shit.

What a block

Wan Bissaka is soooo £#%&!ing bad.

£#%&! me. Some of our players’ control and passing is shocking

That was also a joke, we are absolutely £#%&!ing shit lads.

Ffs we’ve just gone from 8th to 8th

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

Neither the cross or the finish was easy, but otherwise spot on

we dream of crosses like that.

Originally Posted by larry

our 40 year record gonna go tonight thanks to amrabat

you are an idiot.

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

What an odd game Amrabat has had

Epitomises the team

Amrabat did brilliantly there. Hope AWB £#%&!s off, he’s always been shite.

Wan Bissaka

Originally Posted by Mr_Ed

AWB really needs selling. He’s £#%&!ing shit.

Wait til he whips his shirt off at full time…

My God.

That unutterably useless turd.

The space we give teams

That team we’ve got out there tonight is probably worth half of what newcastles team is. And I still think we’ve been ripped off.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

£#%&! me. Some of our players’ control and passing is shocking

nqat.

Originally Posted by Mr_Ed

AWB really needs selling. He’s £#%&!ing shit.

Originally Posted by AK14

What a block

Wan Bissaka is soooo £#%&!ing bad.

Must... resist... quotes from.... Wan Bissaka 2.0... thread...

This finishes at walking pace and 1-1

Originally Posted by believe

Ffs we’ve just gone from 8th to 8th

If we finish 8th and lost the cup final, we don't have to play in the Europa or Conference League right?