Manchester United vs Newcastle 15/5/24 8pm KO - OFFICIAL match day thread!

Haven’t seen much of Newcastle much this season. I forgot how many horrible @#%&!s they have there.

All of the ball clearly crossed the line there. Not sure what technology they’re using tonight. Nice for one to go our way for a change.

Originally Posted by poppy

All of the ball clearly crossed the line there. Not sure what technology they’re using tonight. Nice for one to go our way for a change.

Did it? Nice one, mate 👍

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

Haven’t seen much of Newcastle much this season. I forgot how many horrible @#%&!s they have there.

Despise that smug @#%&! who is always stood front and centre next to Howe on the touchline.

Looks like he’s based his entire look on desperately trying to get on Love Island but been rejected.

“His own player ran into” Casemiro. Not “was pushed into”.

Hearing Newcastles fans always reminds me of what a massive set of dull @#%&!s they are.
Always absolutely awful away end.

Almost on par with the Scousers.

We’ve stopped playing. Doing well up the goal. Score and then just stop, idiots.

Tripper is a really good set piece taker. Shame we didn't get him at the time

World class marking at the corner

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

Haven’t seen much of Newcastle much this season. I forgot how many horrible @#%&!s they have there.

Most of the ETH don’t watch any other football , this was illustrated by you lots predictions this season

I can name off head most of not all starting 11s in the league .

Originally Posted by History

Watching amrabat chase after players is like watching a middle aged woman try and control their oversized dog

Shape’s better with him there. He’s played well even though he’s been done a couple of times.

He may not be good enough but he’s the type of player we absolutely need to make our shape better and protect a very poor defence more.

It’s been so long I’ve forgotten what we’re like with a lead against a decent team
Can’t control a game we’re leading to save our lives

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

Hearing Newcastles fans always reminds me of what a massive set of dull @#%&!s they are.
Always absolutely awful away end.

Almost on par with the Scousers.

“Shearer turned you down” on repeat

The odd burst of Hey Jude

Tits oot.


Newcastle fans.

Corner after corner after corner

Anthony Gordon may well be the ugliest person I’ve ever seen

Weird how Eddie Howe is morphing into Steve Bruce.

It must be something in the water up there.

Originally Posted by marlo

Most of the ETH don’t watch any other football , this was illustrated by you lots predictions this season

I can name off head most of not all starting 11s in the league .

Any chance of you posting this again in English?

Hit it ffs

Amad has a lot more variety to his game than Antony

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

Amad has a lot more variety to his game than Antony

Just a £#%&!ing bit.