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Unread 27-09-2017, 06:01 PM
75Red
 
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f**king huge one in the living room last night. Wife was close to hysterical, I was nearly as bad. I wasn't quick enough to get it - TBH I didn't want to go near the f**ker - so it's still lurking in there. Somewhere. She's just sent me in to "find it" and no sign of it.
I want to watch the match in peace tonight, not going to happen if it shows itself again.
 
Unread 27-09-2017, 06:26 PM
AK14
 
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I want to watch the match in peace tonight, not going to happen if it shows itself again.


Jesus pal! Awful thing to say about your wife
 
Unread 27-09-2017, 09:01 PM
Jammy Dodger
 
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It's that time again

Seen a few recently, mostly small 'uns, nothing to prepare me for the bugger I just caught though. The perspective here doesn't do it justice, when it was stretching it was a good 11cm or so

Put a spider outside last night. Biggest spider I've ever seen. Never seen a Spider run across the floor so fast either. Did it about 3 times and was too fast to give me an opportunity to get up and catch it. Then for some reason when I came back into the room later on it just unflinchingly stood in the middle of the carpet for about 5 minutes which is when I decided to catch it. The usual glass I use to catch spiders was too small and I had to use a Tupperware bowl. Looked like it was eyeing me up ready to pounce. Weird.

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'soon'

It's been spider season for the past month, I've had to deal with loads of the little buggers.

Genuinely have an emergency glass & cardboard kit in four rooms, they've all seen action
My record is 10 in one evening.
 
Unread 27-09-2017, 09:04 PM
Sparky***
 
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fucking garden spiders everywhere

seen about 6 of them in their webs outside one person's front gardens ffs.
 
Unread 27-09-2017, 09:10 PM
dunk
 
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Love spiders
 
Unread 27-09-2017, 09:14 PM
taff
 
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they're all in here this week. little buggers.

i love them though. like francis of assisi in my house.

 
Unread 27-09-2017, 09:20 PM
irk
 
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they're all in here this week. little buggers.

i love them though. like francis of assisi in my house.

Those birds will eat them you spider holocaust enabler
 
Unread 28-09-2017, 07:52 AM
75Red
 
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Jesus pal! Awful thing to say about your wife
 
Unread 11-03-2018, 10:41 AM
Poop
 
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Seen the first big brown fucker of the year this morning. Pretty early.

They're amassing in their bi-annual quest to scare all women shitless. Or its just beginning to get a bit warmer outside.
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