Phil Jones, Jesse Lingard and Luke Shaw watch Alien Covenant

luke shaw sleeps with a teddy bear

Originally Posted by Cream

I never watched that.

Not really a fan of internet video nasties. Same with 3 girls one cup.
Those 'hilarious' videos of showing it grandma.



Not judging.

Amen

Originally Posted by itisme_panaflex

Is this thing on etc.?

Originally Posted by dunk

'Oh, I'm not on a diet, I just prefer the taste...'

Dunk knows what I'm talking about.

Originally Posted by utd99

Seriously. Wtf is going on with this club, or are we just too old to get it?

Thank £#%&! thought it was just me

How could anyone enjoy watching a film with a camera watching you unless you're getting paid.

It's the retweets and reposts that feed oxygen to this nonsense

Originally Posted by sa7

Shaw hasn't got the foggiest what's going on.

Isn't that his default state tbf?

I'm guessing this is because of the 20th Century Fox sponsorship? Better than making Rooney, Smalling and co "act" I suppose.

Originally Posted by RedMenace

I'm guessing this is because of the 20th Century Fox sponsorship? Better than making Rooney, Smalling and co "act" I suppose.

Was hoping for a chest buster scene with Rooney