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Old 01-10-2007, 09:33 PM
magic_cantona
 
Default If you found a dead body.

Would you go through his/her pockets before calling the Police?
 
Old 01-10-2007, 09:36 PM
Cantona's collar
 
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Yes, purely to see if he had any identification on him/her or a card detailing any medication they might need (just in case there is a chance of resuscitation)


Honest.
 
Old 01-10-2007, 09:37 PM
magic_cantona
 
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Originally Posted by Cantona's collar
Yes, purely to see if he had any identification on him/her or a card detailing any medication they might need e.t.c

Honest.
Aye.

I know what you mean.
 
Old 01-10-2007, 09:37 PM
Dueling Banjos
 
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Originally Posted by magic_cantona
Would you go through his/her pockets before calling the Police?
What the fuck have you done?
 
Old 01-10-2007, 09:37 PM
Tumescent Throb
 
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If she was fit I might have a little poke around in her silk purse
 
Old 01-10-2007, 09:38 PM
magic_cantona
 
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Originally Posted by Dueling Banjos
What the fuck have you done?
Well, I was out walking my dogs...................................

I mean, 'a mate' was out walking my dogs.I mean 'his' dogs and......
 
Old 01-10-2007, 09:38 PM
Cantona's collar
 
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Originally Posted by Tumescent Throb
If she was fit I might have a little poke around in her silk purse
Now that is a completely different matter, i have to admit i might have a squeeze of her tits at least.
 
Old 01-10-2007, 09:39 PM
waynes ear's
 
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If she was fit I might have a little poke around in her silk purse
the finger test? still warm then fuck it hard
 
Old 01-10-2007, 09:39 PM
magic_cantona
 
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I love the depravity on this forum.
 
Old 01-10-2007, 09:40 PM
denis lawless
 
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i'd shit myself
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