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Old 03-03-2018, 12:43 PM
Albert Tatlock
 
Default How many rats do you have...

If you see two of the big buggers* stealing the food off the bird table in broad daylight ?

I think the bastards are living around the side of the house where the husky can't get to (fence)

I've just been to the shop for rat poison. I've bought 24 big blocks and laid down about 5 of them near where there are some big circular holes against the side of the house.

Enough or should I put more ?

... and no, I'm not scared, just concerned that my lad or my dog may get bitten.


*They're both about 5 to 6 inches long without counting the tail.
 
Old 03-03-2018, 12:45 PM
waynes ear's
 
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very cream-esque thread

though better of you Tatlock
 
Old 03-03-2018, 12:46 PM
Albert Tatlock
 
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very cream-esque thread

though better of you Tatlock
At least I've got big macho rats and not the girly mice that he had
 
Old 03-03-2018, 12:50 PM
Buck
 
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Get some glue trap and apply it to a side of cardboard. Where the fuckers generally hang around, leave it there overnight and in the morning you'll be woken up by the sight of the bastards squirming.
 
Old 03-03-2018, 12:51 PM
TravellingRed
 
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We get quite a few but I don't use poison as I don't like it to get into the food chain and poison other animals. I usually pick them off with an air rifle or trap them. We get them during the day as well they're cheeky bar stewards, NQAT.
 
Old 03-03-2018, 01:37 PM
irk
 
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there was a massive dead one in my front garden. it was in a shallow rat sized hole. I couldn't work out if it had been got by a cat or dug up. it looked like a it was recently dead though.
 
Old 03-03-2018, 01:38 PM
Cream
 
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Set fire to everything.
 
Old 03-03-2018, 02:12 PM
rubbernecker
 
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Set fire to everything.
Cream's gone full Kurtz

 
Old 03-03-2018, 02:14 PM
irk
 
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Cream's gone full Kurtz

has he lost weight?
 
Old 03-03-2018, 02:38 PM
Throw
 
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Originally Posted by Albert Tatlock

How many rats do you have...

If you see two of the big buggers* stealing the food off the bird table in broad daylight ?

I think the bastards are living around the side of the house where the husky can't get to (fence)

I've just been to the shop for rat poison. I've bought 24 big blocks and laid down about 5 of them near where there are some big circular holes against the side of the house.

Enough or should I put more ?

... and no, I'm not scared, just concerned that my lad or my dog may get bitten.


*They're both about 5 to 6 inches long without counting the tail.
Is this one of the new SAT questions?
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