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Old 20-09-2017, 02:38 PM
Poop
 
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Old 20-09-2017, 02:54 PM
tatty
 
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Just keep it simple ffs
 
Old 20-09-2017, 03:31 PM
Whip Hubley
 
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Old 20-09-2017, 03:55 PM
Gypsum Fantastic
 
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Old 20-09-2017, 03:56 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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The Tim Howard one always cracks me up...



 
Old 20-09-2017, 04:07 PM
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I did a hideous one in the US last month. Young Asian guitarist, pretty cool guy, and I went to fist bump while he (clearly having noticed my advanced years) went for a formal handshake.

I feel all shivery with shame even typing it. Luckily no-one else saw but he knew and I knew…
 
Old 20-09-2017, 04:16 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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Originally Posted by jaffo
I did a hideous one in the US last month. Young Asian guitarist, pretty cool guy, and I went to fist bump while he (clearly having noticed my advanced years) went for a formal handshake.

I feel all shivery with shame even typing it. Luckily no-one else saw but he knew and I knew…


I hate that feeling, did it myself the other day at work....

Stood behind a glass door as a guy walked the full length of the corridor towards me, I thought it was a really good mate, same hair and height..

For some reason I held a full salute as as he walked towards me...

Only when he got to the door I realeased it was a new Spanish starter who looked a little like my mate...

He just looked at me puzzled "are yoooouuuuu (how you say) ok ?"

Hopefully thought it was a wacky English greeting.

I can't look at him anymore.
 
Old 20-09-2017, 04:22 PM
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Old 20-09-2017, 04:22 PM
Vedder
 
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Originally Posted by Bunker Buster


I hate that feeling, did it myself the other day at work....

Stood behind a glass door as a guy walked the full length of the corridor towards me, I thought it was a really good mate, same hair and height..

For some reason I held a full salute as as he walked towards me...

Only when he got to the door I realeased it was a new Spanish starter who looked a little like my mate...

He just looked at me puzzled "are yoooouuuuu (how you say) ok ?"

Hopefully thought it was a wacky English greeting.

I can't look at him anymore.
Ffs
 
Old 20-09-2017, 06:08 PM
Poop
 
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