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Old 11-06-2014, 08:22 PM
Blagger
 
Exclamation Dealing with neighbours, protocol advice

How would you deal with the people in the flat above you, if they sounded like a herd of elephants doing jumping jacks? Is there any method more effective than just shadowboxing and going to tell them to shut the f*** up? Advice please.
 
Old 11-06-2014, 08:26 PM
no fun
 
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Contact the local environmental health dept, they can warn them re noise pollution

Failing that , choose the smallest occupant of the flat and threaten to kick f*** out of them if the noise doesn't stop
 
Old 11-06-2014, 08:29 PM
Ginners
 
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Fight fire with fire.

Rent the flat above them and buy a couple of baby elephants.
 
Old 11-06-2014, 08:29 PM
Zorg
 
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How would you deal with the people in the flat above you, if they sounded like a herd of elephants doing jumping jacks? Is there any method more effective than just shadowboxing and going to tell them to shut the f*** up? Advice please.
Imo the first step is to talk to them. We had the same problem, luckily they were very nice. They still do it tbh, but a lot less. If they're arsey about it, at least you can say you tried being polite if you ever have to call in landlord/police/squad of hitmen.
 
Old 11-06-2014, 08:29 PM
Sparky***
 
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Do you have access to the electrical fuse box in the flats?
 
Old 11-06-2014, 08:32 PM
dragflick
 
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Do you have access to the electrical fuse box in the flats?
 
Old 11-06-2014, 08:34 PM
Wez
 
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Do you have access to the electrical fuse box in the flats?
 
Old 11-06-2014, 08:36 PM
Blagger
 
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Do you have access to the electrical fuse box in the flats?


I seem to remember you having a neighbour problem at one point?
 
Old 11-06-2014, 08:39 PM
dunk
 
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Do you have access to the electrical fuse box in the flats?


Sparks is the master at tactical warfare in these situations
 
Old 11-06-2014, 08:40 PM
Aman27deep
 
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Let them know you have a gun (even if you don't). I have seen it work
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