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Old 11-06-2014, 08:22 PM
Blagger
 
Exclamation Dealing with neighbours, protocol advice

How would you deal with the people in the flat above you, if they sounded like a herd of elephants doing jumping jacks? Is there any method more effective than just shadowboxing and going to tell them to shut the fuck up? Advice please.
 
Old 11-06-2014, 08:26 PM
no fun
 
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Contact the local environmental health dept, they can warn them re noise pollution

Failing that , choose the smallest occupant of the flat and threaten to kick fuck out of them if the noise doesn't stop
 
Old 11-06-2014, 08:29 PM
Ginners
 
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Fight fire with fire.

Rent the flat above them and buy a couple of baby elephants.
 
Old 11-06-2014, 08:29 PM
Zorg
 
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How would you deal with the people in the flat above you, if they sounded like a herd of elephants doing jumping jacks? Is there any method more effective than just shadowboxing and going to tell them to shut the fuck up? Advice please.
Imo the first step is to talk to them. We had the same problem, luckily they were very nice. They still do it tbh, but a lot less. If they're arsey about it, at least you can say you tried being polite if you ever have to call in landlord/police/squad of hitmen.
 
Old 11-06-2014, 08:29 PM
Sparky***
 
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Do you have access to the electrical fuse box in the flats?
 
Old 11-06-2014, 08:32 PM
dragflick
 
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Do you have access to the electrical fuse box in the flats?
 
Old 11-06-2014, 08:34 PM
Wez
 
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Do you have access to the electrical fuse box in the flats?
 
Old 11-06-2014, 08:36 PM
Blagger
 
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Do you have access to the electrical fuse box in the flats?


I seem to remember you having a neighbour problem at one point?
 
Old 11-06-2014, 08:39 PM
dunk
 
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Do you have access to the electrical fuse box in the flats?


Sparks is the master at tactical warfare in these situations
 
Old 11-06-2014, 08:40 PM
Aman27deep
 
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Let them know you have a gun (even if you don't). I have seen it work
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