Tevez 'missing' according to Mancini.

"He went 8 days ago and we've been trying to get him to come back.We don't know where he is.Maybe he's on a plane, we don't know.We've demanded he comes back because we need him"


FC Hollywood.No @#%&! really wants to play for them.


(had a look, can't see a Titanic inducing thread)

He is at Irelands nans funeral

didn't take long to see his arse there either did it the horrible burnt little @#%&!

He's sat in a hotel room, drinking whisky out of the bottle, crying over a picture of himself, Evra and Park holding the European Cup, whilst the theme from Brokeback Mountain plays on a stereo and rain rattles against the window.

Originally Posted by Zorg

He's sat in a hotel room, drinking whisky out of the bottle, crying over a picture of himself, Evra and Park holding the European Cup, whilst the theme from Brokeback Mountain plays on a stereo and rain rattles against the window.

Originally Posted by ReligiousRed

He is at Irelands nans funeral

didn't take long to see his arse there either did it the horrible burnt little @#%&!

You can tell he really wanted to go there.

Originally Posted by Zorg

He's sat in a hotel room, drinking whisky out of the bottle, crying over a picture of himself, Evra and Park holding the European Cup, whilst the theme from Brokeback Mountain plays on a stereo and rain rattles against the window.

I doubt it, they beat Barca in a friendly

he will be back, the colleges are back this week

Originally Posted by Sloane

he will be back, the colleges are back this week

He's not studying English by the look of things

Maybe it's in protest that we're drilling for oil near the Malvinas.

His missus has had a baby premature and Tevez is meant to be back in Argentina with her. TBF i reckon his club should have better contact with its players and not be start demanding he comback for a game of football when he's worrying about his new kid.

Originally Posted by Mr_Ed

He's not studying English by the look of things

Maybe it's in protest that we're drilling for oil near the Malvinas.

no but he likes to spend time with people who are

Originally Posted by BryanRobson'sLiver

His missus has had a baby premature and Tevez is meant to be back in Argentina with her. TBF i reckon his club should have better contact with its players and not be start demanding he comback for a game of football when he's worrying about his new kid.

Yep.

Classless club for classless @#%&!s.

Witness the difference between their handling of this and United with VDS.

Why do these things only ever happen to city?

All the money in the world & they're still citeh

Originally Posted by Bral

Why do these things only ever happen to city?

All the money in the world & they're still citeh

It's fantastic.

Imagine Tevez seeing that now?He's back in Argentina, caring after a premature baby and Mancini is slagging him off!

Ireland wants away too, the fans are moaning (still) and the whole world knows what a shower of @#%&!s they are.

Why did they have the kid in Argentina? Does she not live over here?

Originally Posted by BryanRobson'sLiver

His missus has had a baby premature and Tevez is meant to be back in Argentina with her. TBF i reckon his club should have better contact with its players and not be start demanding he comback for a game of football when he's worrying about his new kid.

Originally Posted by dunk

Yep.

Classless club for classless @#%&!s.

Witness the difference between their handling of this and United with VDS.

In fairness to City, it sounds like Tevez has switched his phone off and they can't get hold of him. I bet VDS didn't do that. They may not have a problem with him taking time off but it'd be reasonable to expect him to give an indication when they can expect his return.

Originally Posted by Lok

Why did they have the kid in Argentina? Does she not live over here?

It's traditional to Christen Tevez family children with a burning kettle and they can't do that in the UK because of child cruelty laws.

Originally Posted by forzagarza

It's traditional to Christen Tevez family children with a burning kettle and they can't do that in the UK because of child cruelty laws.

Makes sense I suppose.

It must be one ugly kid:

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

It's fantastic.

Imagine Tevez seeing that now?He's back in Argentina, caring after a premature baby and Mancini is slagging him off!

Ireland wants away too, the fans are moaning (still) and the whole world knows what a shower of @#%&!s they are.

Before the arabs took over at city I felt it was just us United fans who knew that city were giant £#%&!wits. All this money has done is made the rest of the world see what clowns there are.

Nothing will ever beat when they tried to sign Kaka and then Cook claiming that they 'bottled it'. Imagine what Kaka & Milan must've made of it rofl

Originally Posted by forzagarza

It's traditional to Christen Tevez family children with a burning kettle and they can't do that in the UK because of child cruelty laws.

baptism of fire
yes i know it doesnt work but its still a burn

Originally Posted by Spiffy

In fairness to City, it sounds like Tevez has switched his phone off and they can't get hold of him. I bet VDS didn't do that. They may not have a problem with him taking time off but it'd be reasonable to expect him to give an indication when they can expect his return.

TBF VDS went with his wife who had a brain tumour to Leiden in the NL... Carlos has fooked off to Argentina for his kid to be born so it's a bit further away.

If there are issues he should be given compassionate leave but quite why she didn't have it at Macclesfield Hospital is beyond me - my two kids were born there

Originally Posted by Lok

Makes sense I suppose.

It must be one ugly kid:

£#%&!ing hell, he's married to Jaguar Paw from Apocalypto!