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Old 20-01-2018, 10:34 AM
Cream
 
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Originally Posted by AK14
Just had a bowl of Frosties
Mini double decker here.

Fuck the cucked breakfast crew.
 
Old 20-01-2018, 01:15 PM
Lazlo Panaflex
 
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Originally Posted by My Name is Keith
Always sit down home piss at home. Always. Phone on hand - chance to have a break would/will never sit down piss in public toilets.
Your wife asked you to sit to piss didnt she?

Mine asked me years ago. Apparently I pissed on the seat.

I absolutely refused.

It's emasculating.

I'm actually disappointed in you now.
 
Old 20-01-2018, 01:30 PM
no fun
 
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Originally Posted by Lazlo Panaflex
Your wife asked you to sit to piss didnt she?

Mine asked me years ago. Apparently I pissed on the seat.

I absolutely refused.

It's emasculating.

I'm actually disappointed in you now.
I think this sit down wee debate needs a bit more consideration

Firstly, agree with Keith...sit down wee anywhere but at home is a no no

At home, I think a sit down wee is perfectly acceptable if (a) you have just woke up and are still a bit tired, or (b) if there’s a chance that sitting down may lead to a poo
 
Old 20-01-2018, 02:36 PM
Lazlo Panaflex
 
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At home, I think a sit down wee is perfectly acceptable if (a) you have just woke up and are still a bit tired, or (b) if there’s a chance that sitting down may lead to a poo
Gtfo of here

Getting tired standing up for a minute or worrying that a turd might slip out?

That's old man talk.

Do you use one of these at home gramps?

 
Old 20-01-2018, 03:00 PM
Drexl
 
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Originally Posted by Lazlo Panaflex
Apparently I pissed on the seat.
How would you not know?

Blokes like you = shit in barsnack peanuts
 
Old 20-01-2018, 05:44 PM
Cream
 
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Originally Posted by Lazlo Panaflex
Gtfo of here

Getting tired standing up for a minute or worrying that a turd might slip out?

That's old man talk.

Do you use one of these at home gramps?

shudder.

I'll be taking one last walk into the desert/woods when the time comes. No way I'm stanna stairlifting my way up to that every day.

Thankfully, I'm vegan. Will probably be running marathons while the bacon brigade are on oxygen all day.
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