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Old 09-11-2017, 11:41 AM
guerreiro
 
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Wife’s car has got a foot brake in place of a hand brake.

Very very satisfying to kick on and off.
 
Old 09-11-2017, 12:12 PM
waynes ear's
 
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Can't beat snoo snoo
 
Old 09-11-2017, 01:04 PM
Fat Al
 
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in that case there'll be a murder and some snoo snoo
Death by snoo snoo?
 
Old 09-11-2017, 01:59 PM
Billy Redface
 
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Gravy
 
Old 09-11-2017, 04:57 PM
red in cumbria
 
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Gravy
More specifically, good gravy. I recall the watery stuff we used to get when I was a lad
 
Old 09-11-2017, 11:56 PM
The taste of syphillis
 
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Realising you've not picked your nose all day so you get to it and pull out some right sloppy bullets.
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Or blowing your nose and managing to blow out a choice booger.
Especially those hard crusty full septum sized pizza types with bits of blood in them

Great for putting on a door handle or drinking fountain spout back in the day at school
 
Old 10-11-2017, 05:54 PM
Jack Duckworth
 
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i've got an empty house for the weekend

can't even describe how good it was coming back from work with 2 cases of guinness and some beers. currently listening to bowie at full blast, with a pint and a bag of kettle chips. heaven
 
Old 10-11-2017, 06:03 PM
Billy Redface
 
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More specifically, good gravy. I recall the watery stuff we used to get when I was a lad
I DESPISE runny gravy.
 
Old 10-11-2017, 09:42 PM
sa7
 
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I'm enjoying watching loons giving long paranoid lectures on aliens on YouTube at the moment.

I'm thinking I'd quite like to be abducted, subject to negotiation over any probing which may be requested.

I'm also thinking this may be the precursor to a breakdown of some sort.
 
Old 10-11-2017, 10:27 PM
Jack Duckworth
 
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hammered here tbh
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