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Old 16-09-2017, 07:32 PM
Bobda
 
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As a frequent visitor to China, the only thing that really irks me is those noodle slurping, throat clearing and spitting food out on the table bastards.
 
Old 16-09-2017, 07:33 PM
Kaos
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by irk
People who take the last of something without asking if anyone else wants it deserve a fork in the hand.
Surely it's even ruder to say yes when someone else asks that question though?
 
Old 16-09-2017, 07:36 PM
red in cumbria
 
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Originally Posted by Kaos
Surely it's even ruder to say yes when someone else asks that question though?
#typicallybritishproblems
 
Old 16-09-2017, 07:44 PM
irk
 
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Originally Posted by Kaos
Surely it's even ruder to say yes when someone else asks that question though?
Sharing is caring
 
Old 16-09-2017, 09:34 PM
sa7
 
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Phones. Put the f***ing thing away.

I regularly see young couples in restaurants both glued to their phones, it's f***ing pathetic.
 
Old 16-09-2017, 11:33 PM
Jack Duckworth
 
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Originally Posted by 92ToBury
No chewing with your mouth open or talking with your mouth full. Out and about, phones away at the table because it's family time.
this.

arbitary rules like no elbows on the table, and c***s telling you which hand to hold your fork in, can do one.
 
Old 17-09-2017, 02:14 AM
The taste of syphillis
 
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c***s who don't know which way to pass the port
 
Old 17-09-2017, 03:58 AM
irk
 
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Originally Posted by Jack Duckworth
this.

arbitary rules like no elbows on the table, and c***s telling you which hand to hold your fork in, can do one.
Standards, jack. This nation was built on standards. Elbows on the table wasn't what earned us an empire. Elbows on the table is what you'd expect from an Italian.
 
Old 17-09-2017, 09:47 AM
denis lawless
 
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Originally Posted by no fun
Table?

f**k off, tray in front of the telly
Tray ?

Balance the plate on your chest ffs

Cut stuff up with your fork.
 
Old 17-09-2017, 09:53 AM
silv
 
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We act like animals at the family table

Tbf one of us ends up in a rocking chair or a wheelchair so it hardly sets the scene
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