All aboard the banter bus

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

They'd have to pay me to go.

At least £400.

in all seriousness, they're £#%&!ing clowns.... Thompson is a back-slapping scouse @#%&!, who defends ex-professional footballers blindly, Merson is a £#%&!ing idiot who does nothing but spout his own very specific views, which are no better than many people on here.... charlie nicholas is a swell-headed @#%&! who if he was made of chocolate would eat himself. le tissier looks like he's had a stroke and couldn't liven up a mass burial and kamara is like the £#%&!ing daft dog in up! but with less redeeming features...

i'd pay £40 just for the opportunity to nail bomb the stage.

Originally Posted by JakeB

Hmm

Maybe that bloke (psycho) setting up a dog meet with newsie will be using one.

He'll certainly be looking to explode into something i'd imagine...

Originally Posted by elhombre

in all seriousness, they're £#%&!ing clowns.... Thompson is a back-slapping scouse @#%&!, who defends ex-professional footballers blindly, Merson is a £#%&!ing idiot who does nothing but spout his own very specific views, which are no better than many people on here.... charlie nicholas is a swell-headed @#%&! who if he was made of chocolate would eat himself. le tissier looks like he's had a stroke and couldn't liven up a mass burial and kamara is like the £#%&!ing daft dog in up! but with less redeeming features...

i'd pay £40 just for the opportunity to nail bomb the stage.

You haven't got a dog have you?

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

He'll certainly be looking to explode into something i'd imagine...

A BBC news bulletin this evening probably.

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

You haven't got a dog have you?

been out with a few, if that helps.

Originally Posted by elhombre

been out with a few, if that helps.

I'm sure that's not true el sexerino.

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

I'm sure that's not true el sexerino.

oh it is. it really, really is.

Originally Posted by elhombre

oh it is. it really, really is.

Originally Posted by elhombre

this.

the vast majority of LADS i know, are £#%&!ing awe-struck by these @#%&!s.... lads of about 21-26.... drink WKD, wear t-shirts with witty slogans on, go on LADS holidays to BENIDORM, play GOLF and are full of BANTZ.

basically red @rmy-type @#%&!s.

EDIT: promoted by ZOO magazine, i'd rather run in to heavy machine gun fire.

Get £#%&!ed short round. :shakehead:

jesus #@&%!ing christ. i thought one of you had been on the photoshop. no way am i havin this

I have met every one of these @#%&!s with the exception of Charlie Nicholas - Phil Thompson (shamefully) is the most pleasant of the lot which puts the other Grade A £#%&!ers into some sort of bowel loosening perspective.