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Unread 11-09-2008, 08:10 PM
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Originally Posted by wiganste
At half time during the Diego Forlan game, I got a cup of coffee . As usual, it was hotter than molten lava. Anyway, The big red partition that seperates us from the rats on the concourse had a key hole (large size)

I had a peep through and obviously it was full of the vermin on the other side. So I shouted 'Scouse @#%&!' through the keyhole and a daft £#%&!er put his eye over it to look through. I then spat red hot coffee in his eye, much to the amusement of everyone around including the dibble.

Lightning doesn't strike twice, or does it? A min later I pulled the same stunt with another unsuspecting #@&%!splash and he was screaming in agony
The cops were pissing themselves and said if they're £#%&!ing daft enough to look through, they deserve all they get.
ha ha ha ha!!Legend.
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