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Unread 23-09-2008, 03:07 PM
elhombre
 
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Originally Posted by Jack Duckworth
if it's any consolation, i'll be surrounded by them for the foreseeable
you see, that's where i went wrong...

i remember in one PhD project meeting, my supervisor spent an hour trying to talk sense in to me....

her words will live with me forever, and i quote her verbatim...

"you've got a bright future ahead of you, but we've got a year left and despite some very impressive results, you seem to lack motivation, as a consequence i'm going to be blunt... for fucks sake, calm the drinking, the debauchery and chasing my FUCKING female students around for a year... PLEASE"...

i want to go back to that time, it rocked.... i ended up shagging one of her female students, by the way....
 
Unread 23-09-2008, 03:08 PM
elhombre
 
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how old are you elhombre?
27 and 3/4s.
 
Unread 23-09-2008, 03:09 PM
Sparky***
 
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27 and 3/4s.
i feel your pain bro.
 
Unread 23-09-2008, 03:10 PM
HarkNowHear
 
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27 and 3/4s.
centimetres or old money ?
 
Unread 23-09-2008, 03:11 PM
elhombre
 
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centimetres or old money ?

shut it, chunky.
 
Unread 23-09-2008, 03:13 PM
HarkNowHear
 
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shut it, hunky.


I thought you were on the arm
 
Unread 23-09-2008, 03:14 PM
red @rmy
 
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it'd be like that sketch from the harry enfield show
It really happened, Elhomo's face dropped like this
 
Unread 23-09-2008, 03:16 PM
elhombre
 
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It really happened, Elhomo's face dropped like this
NO, NO, NO dickhead...

YOU DAFT BASTARD TOLD MY MISSUS THAT I HAD BEEN TAPPING UP THE BIT OF FLUFF FOR AGES...

and you wonder why i shit it?:shakehead:
 
Unread 23-09-2008, 03:18 PM
red @rmy
 
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NO, NO, NO dickhead...

YOU DAFT BASTARD TOLD MY MISSUS THAT I HAD BEEN TAPPING UP THE BIT OF FLUFF FOR AGES...

and you wonder why i shit it?:shakehead:
I genuinely thought it was the same one.
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