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Unread 10-11-2016, 09:26 AM
Vedder
 
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I'd be okay with that ad if the dog savaged that little girl to death in front of her horrified parents who then proceeded to batter it to death with a yard brush as the the mother scooped her dismembered limbs and face off the trampoline whilst the father was on his knees cursing the world.

And for good measure a Christmas drunken driver crashes through the fence and kills the parents too and is himself launched through the windscreen in a fireball and his severed head bounces all over the trampoline.

The end. Merry Christmas.
 
Unread 10-11-2016, 09:34 AM
Jez Quigley
 
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Originally Posted by Poop
I'd be okay with that ad if the dog savaged that little girl to death in front of her horrified parents who then proceeded to batter it to death with a yard brush as the the mother scooped her dismembered limbs and face off the trampoline whilst the father was on his knees cursing the world.

And for good measure a Christmas drunken driver crashes through the fence and kills the parents too and is himself launched through the windscreen in a fireball and his severed head bounces all over the trampoline.

The end. Merry Christmas.
If I were a billionaire I'd have an annual Poop Christmas ad. Seriously - young horror directors would be begging to film it.
 
Unread 10-11-2016, 09:50 AM
Fergie out 89
 
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I'd be okay with that ad if the dog savaged that little girl to death in front of her horrified parents who then proceeded to batter it to death with a yard brush as the the mother scooped her dismembered limbs and face off the trampoline whilst the father was on his knees cursing the world.

And for good measure a Christmas drunken driver crashes through the fence and kills the parents too and is himself launched through the windscreen in a fireball and his severed head bounces all over the trampoline.

The end. Merry Christmas.
 
Unread 10-11-2016, 09:54 AM
waynes ear's
 
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Any boiler advert

"For xx pounds a month you can have peace of mind that when it gets cold, you'll be nice and warm"

Disgusting cunts preying on the weak minded and the elderly. Fuck off.
 
Unread 10-11-2016, 09:55 AM
Fergie out 89
 
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Any boiler advert

"For xx pounds a month you can have peace of mind that when it gets cold, you'll be nice and warm"

Disgusting c***s preying on the weak minded and the elderly. f**k off.
If your boiler breaks down we will come and fix it for you,

(Not for 6 months as our engineer is snowed under with work)


c***s
 
Unread 10-11-2016, 10:20 AM
dunk
 
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John Lewis Christmas ad. Already.
 
Unread 10-11-2016, 10:25 AM
TheFatGoth
 
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The ad on youtube featuring this little ditty

 
Unread 10-11-2016, 11:12 AM
suffolkred
 
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John Lewis Christmas ad. Already.

It's awful. A dog bouncing on a trampoline. Merry Christmas.
 
Unread 14-11-2016, 07:11 PM
waynes ear's
 
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Vodafone cunt on a bus

Die

 
Unread 14-11-2016, 11:55 PM
Poop
 
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Fucking Jesus!

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