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Unread 17-11-2006, 08:04 PM
Fatboy Shrek
Default "He's an uncomplicated Defender"

No he's not, he's fucking shit
Unread 17-11-2006, 08:07 PM
Fatboy Shrek

"He'll run all day for you"

Yes, because he offers nothing else and is fucking shite
Unread 17-11-2006, 08:10 PM

Is this Wes Brown?
Unread 17-11-2006, 08:11 PM
Fatboy Shrek

Originally Posted by dakpul
Is this Wes Brown?
Nope. This is me moaning about shite commentator Clichés
Unread 17-11-2006, 08:16 PM
Cantona's collar

"He offers alot more to the team than just goals" = His goal scoring record is pretty poor

"Continental style of play" = cheating bastards
Unread 17-11-2006, 09:08 PM

"A bread and butter player"

He's utter shite but he'll injure lots of the oppositions players before he gets sent off.
Unread 17-11-2006, 09:18 PM

"He's a shot-stopper"

He couldn't catch a fucking bus.
Unread 17-11-2006, 09:20 PM
Default You could tell he shops at Morrissons!

I dont think you can
Unread 17-11-2006, 09:37 PM
Johnny Golden

"He just needs to get some meat on his bones."

Darren Fletcher is shit.
Unread 17-11-2006, 10:41 PM
Enjoying Insanity

Uncomplicated Defender = 6'4, can head a ball, and throw himself at players like a lunatic on speed. Example = John Terry

Combative Midfielder = Dirty, snidey cunt who will hack and slash like Genghis Khan on PCP. Example = Robbie Savage

Old-fashioned English Centre Forward = Big fat twat with the touch of a rapist. Example = Emile Heskey
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