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Unread 10-10-2007, 05:18 PM
wonky no
 
Default I hadn't lived today because......

i have never had to light a coal fire before going to school.


what are your reasons for never living?
 
Unread 10-10-2007, 06:25 PM
Tumescent Throb
 
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you haven't lived til you've had genital warts - so I've been heard to say
 
Unread 10-10-2007, 06:30 PM
HarkNowHear
 
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tuberculosis



We did have the nit nurse on a regular basis. Not like doing her in a sexual way but her looking through our ( well nofuns anyway) creature infested mops
 
Unread 10-10-2007, 06:32 PM
NYSalfordRed
 
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I was born without lungs.
 
Unread 10-10-2007, 06:34 PM
HarkNowHear
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NYSalfordRed
I was born without lungs.

thats nothing, I died before I was born ......................
 
Unread 10-10-2007, 06:35 PM
Tumescent Throb
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NYSalfordRed
I was born without lungs.
But not without forceps by the looks of it
 
Unread 10-10-2007, 06:39 PM
NYSalfordRed
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HarkNowHear
thats nothing, I died before I was born ......................
Luxury,

I used to have to be murdered violently SIX times before being given the opportunity the be born dead.
 
Unread 10-10-2007, 06:41 PM
HarkNowHear
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NYSalfordRed
Luxury,

I used to have to be murdered violently SIX times before being given the opportunity the be born dead.


Fuck me, you have lived
 
Unread 10-10-2007, 06:46 PM
NYSalfordRed
 
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Hark thats nothing lad, you need to meet my hard done to cousin

same as me but he had to stand on his head for 14 years in between each murder
 
Unread 10-10-2007, 06:47 PM
HarkNowHear
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NYSalfordRed
Hark thats nothing lad, you need to meet my hard done to cousin

same as me but he had to stand on his head for 14 years in between each murder

Is he a better person for the upbringing ?
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