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Unread 03-03-2018, 09:50 AM
no fun
 
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You'd know of course. You probably have them on your lawn
Hes done you there Jeremy
 
Unread 03-03-2018, 09:58 AM
beersexchipsgravy
 
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Woke up with a couple of these steel fence things in the living room once after a night out. Fuck knows how we got them home but I believe we were planning to have a steel cage match.

 
Unread 03-03-2018, 10:03 AM
waynes ear's
 
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I believe we were planning to have a steel cage match


thats actually pretty funny
 
Unread 03-03-2018, 10:06 AM
Poop
 
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Stole a Nintendo Gameboy from a toy shop years and years ago. Think it cost about a hundred quid then which made it quite a big deal. My folks weren't as oblivious as I thought and both of them beat the shit out of me before I was marched back to the shop to admit my guilt. Owner was obviously far from happy and threatened me with the guards and never to darken his premises again. I was a little cry-baby pussy and when I was marched back home I got another beating.

Lesson learned I guess
 
Unread 03-03-2018, 10:15 AM
Chorlton74
 
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Acquired this after a session early 2009.

John McClane wasn't amused either.

 
Unread 03-03-2018, 10:36 AM
The taste of syphillis
 
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Another animal one

We had a horse out of a field coming back from a night out and tied it to a mates door knocker on a council estate. When his old feller tried to open the door for the milk in the morning it took him out trying to clip Clop into the hall

Never even saw that on shameless
 
Unread 03-03-2018, 10:40 AM
Cream
 
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He's at it again...

'that dublin video'

WE'RE NOT INSIDE YOUR DRUNKEN, CHILDLIKE HEAD, WE CAN'T SEE WHAT YOU SEE.
 
Unread 03-03-2018, 10:42 AM
andyroo
 
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He's at it again...

'that dublin video'

WE'RE NOT INSIDE YOUR DRUNKEN, CHILDLIKE HEAD, WE CAN'T SEE WHAT YOU SEE.
Beast from the East thread pal.
 
Unread 03-03-2018, 10:43 AM
believe
 
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Beast from the East thread pal.
Too difficult for him
 
Unread 03-03-2018, 10:45 AM
Cream
 
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Beast from the East thread pal.
Don't enable him.
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