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Unread 18-06-2017, 12:52 PM
Billy Redface
 
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Originally Posted by believe
Refilling a coffee and sugar bowl.
That's a brilliant shout.

Particularly sugar.

I have one of those plastic tubs for porridge oats too.

1) feeling the oats bag empty
2) kids being born
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Unread 18-06-2017, 01:03 PM
Cream
 
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Fan on, afternoon kip, while the real people enjoy the weather.
 
Unread 18-06-2017, 01:06 PM
guerreiro
 
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Fan on, afternoon kip, while the real people enjoy the weather.
On a similar vein; waking up on a weekend to find it pouring with rain, ergo stay at home all day without mider.
 
Unread 18-06-2017, 01:09 PM
Billy Redface
 
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Having a dream where you're at work, then you wake up and realise it's a Saturday
 
Unread 18-06-2017, 01:10 PM
Cream
 
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On a similar vein; waking up on a weekend to find it pouring with rain, ergo stay at home all day without mider.
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Originally Posted by Billy Redface
Having a dream where you're at work, then you wake up and realise it's a Saturday
Not having kids and being your own boss.
 
Unread 18-06-2017, 01:20 PM
Mr_Ed
 
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Realising you've not picked your nose all day so you get to it and pull out some right sloppy bullets.
Or blowing your nose and managing to blow out a choice booger.
 
Unread 18-06-2017, 01:32 PM
jem
 
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Not having kids and being your own boss.
you're not your own boss, punk.
 
Unread 18-06-2017, 01:38 PM
itisme_panaflex
 
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When you can't get that last little piss out before bed and you know you'll be up again in an hour but all you want is to sleep a full night uninterupted.
 
Unread 18-06-2017, 01:42 PM
Drexl
 
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Honestly honestly honestly six double yolkers in one box.

BOOM the motherload hashtag life complete.
 
Unread 18-06-2017, 01:47 PM
MrBishi
 
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Originally Posted by Drexl
Honestly honestly honestly six double yolkers in one box.

BOOM the motherload hashtag life complete.
You can buy boxes of guaranteed double yolkers, though
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