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Unread 11-06-2014, 04:06 PM
est.1878
 
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If it is a panel fence, you can just lift a panel up from the bottom. Used to do it all the time when younger so it was easy to nip in and out without making any noise.
Username makes sense now
 
Unread 11-06-2014, 04:08 PM
TripDownMiseryLane
 
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how old is DC jnr?

I'm leaning toward the head trauma theory or maybe massive heart attack due to ball banging kitchen window while this poor isolated old widow was washing up.
 
Unread 11-06-2014, 04:18 PM
Poop
 
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Easiest solution is to dig her corpse up and get it shagged.
 
Unread 11-06-2014, 04:22 PM
signed dc
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kid napper
What type of fence is it?

If it is a panel fence, you can just lift a panel up from the bottom. Used to do it all the time when younger so it was easy to nip in and out without making any noise.
Just done that after an aborted fence scaling attempt, worked a treat, was tempted to let it close once he'd gone in, just to teach him a lesson.

Anyway, mission accomplished.
 
Unread 11-06-2014, 04:25 PM
Switching Off
 
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What type of fence is it?

If it is a panel fence, you can just lift a panel up from the bottom. Used to do it all the time when younger so it was easy to nip in and out without making any noise.
This.
 
Unread 11-06-2014, 04:32 PM
Zorg
 
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Buy a new ball.
 
Unread 11-06-2014, 04:32 PM
denis lawless
 
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The kid is obviously shit at football.....sign him up to City's academy
 
Unread 11-06-2014, 04:36 PM
Kent Brockman
 
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We're ignoring the elephant in the room.

DCers next door neighbour died and he didn't even know!

Modern Britain.

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Unread 11-06-2014, 05:00 PM
Crumps
 
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Should violate the corpse and use her patio doors as goals.
 
Unread 11-06-2014, 05:18 PM
no fun
 
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Climb over, get the ball, and rob anything that isn't nailed down
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