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Unread 12-09-2012, 10:58 AM
irk
 
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the fucking pot on his foot as he flees
 
Unread 12-09-2012, 11:19 AM
atticusgrinch
 
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Originally Posted by ScholesScoresGoals2
My mrs is literally shit scared of them, shes goes fucking nuts and freezes if she sees one.

Got out of the shower the other night grabbed the towel and there was a fucking monster just sat there, lobbed it down the toilet and kept quiet.
Last night I was watching TV, everyone in bed and another fucker just runs across the floor and under my seat, couldn't find him so i've got a feeling my phone will be ringing at some point today with the mrs screaming down it
 
Unread 12-09-2012, 11:20 AM
atticusgrinch
 
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I honestly haven't seen a spider here yet.
Spiders are Christians.
 
Unread 12-09-2012, 11:22 AM
Chorlton74
 
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the argos catalogue has many uses other than for shopping.
 
Unread 12-09-2012, 11:35 AM
Signor Whippy
 
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Spiders are Christians.
 
Unread 12-09-2012, 11:46 AM
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Unread 12-09-2012, 11:49 AM
ReligiousRed
 
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RIP Kodak my sweet little spider, gone but not forgotten
 
Unread 12-09-2012, 11:51 AM
Gruber
 
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you cunt

for one minute I thought they had dug up mick ronson and announced a tour
Likewise

Never understood blokes that are scared of spiders tbh :bi:
 
Unread 12-09-2012, 11:52 AM
irk
 
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RIP Kodak my sweet little spider, gone but not forgotten
you filthy filthy cunt. I'm going for a lie down. that's given me the vapours.
 
Unread 12-09-2012, 11:53 AM
believe
 
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RIP Kodak my sweet little spider, gone but not forgotten
you're a bit of an odd cunt aren't you, son.
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