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Unread 12-09-2012, 07:49 AM
Poop
 
Thumbs down The spiders are back

The big brown ones. Bastards. They're early this year. One massive cunt in the corner on the landing I won't dare go near in case he falls onto my face should I attack him with a glass and sheet of paper. Another big fucker stampeded into the living toom and scuttled under the sofa the other night. He's waiting under there, hiding and waiting to get me

 
Unread 12-09-2012, 07:50 AM
no fun
 
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you cunt

for one minute I thought they had dug up mick ronson and announced a tour
 
Unread 12-09-2012, 07:51 AM
Poop
 
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A longshot but maybe he's been reincarnated as a spider and is planning his comeback from under my sofa?
 
Unread 12-09-2012, 07:52 AM
ScholesScoresGoals2
 
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My mrs is literally shit scared of them, shes goes fucking nuts and freezes if she sees one.

Got out of the shower the other night grabbed the towel and there was a fucking monster just sat there, lobbed it down the toilet and kept quiet.
Last night I was watching TV, everyone in bed and another fucker just runs across the floor and under my seat, couldn't find him so i've got a feeling my phone will be ringing at some point today with the mrs screaming down it
 
Unread 12-09-2012, 07:52 AM
no fun
 
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A longshot but maybe he's been reincarnated as a spider and is planning his comeback from under my sofa?
stranger things have happened
 
Unread 12-09-2012, 07:53 AM
no fun
 
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My mrs is literally shit scared of them, shes goes fucking nuts and freezes if she sees one.

Got out of the shower the other night grabbed the towel and there was a fucking monster just sat there, lobbed it down the toilet and kept quiet.
Last night I was watching TV, everyone in bed and another fucker just runs across the floor and under my seat, couldn't find him so i've got a feeling my phone will be ringing at some point today with the mrs screaming down it:D
dont need spiders for that
 
Unread 12-09-2012, 07:54 AM
irk
 
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a big fucker tried sneaking in to the house last night slung under marvin's belly by a thread of silk like an arachnid odysseus
 
Unread 12-09-2012, 07:54 AM
Crumps
 
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Dead spiders all over the shop.

God bless you, you giant Ginger bastard.
 
Unread 12-09-2012, 07:56 AM
ScholesScoresGoals2
 
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dont need spiders for that
Certainly don't, i got bollocked yesterday for having a shower before making the kids breakfast....i've done this for 10 years
 
Unread 12-09-2012, 07:56 AM
Mr_Ed
 
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Crane flies too
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