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Unread 24-08-2015, 12:48 PM
Harfynn Teuport
 
Talking Jermaine Defoe's ad for a PA

 
Unread 24-08-2015, 12:53 PM
barca99
 
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What a complete and utter £#%&!ing £#%&!er that guy is
 
Unread 24-08-2015, 12:55 PM
Neo
 
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Will deffo look to get the Jermain Defoe iPhone app.
 
Unread 24-08-2015, 12:55 PM
Baron
 
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Great opportunity for some poor @#%&! to earn £25k p/a that
 
Unread 24-08-2015, 12:55 PM
MrBishi
 
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You're not going to find many PA ads that don't make the employer look like a narcissist needing a nanny, tbh
 
Unread 24-08-2015, 12:56 PM
Switching Off
 
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Amazing stuff. Glen Johnson has applied for planning permission for servants quarters. Football eh?
 
Unread 24-08-2015, 12:57 PM
sa7
 
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The Defoe Wears Prada
 
Unread 24-08-2015, 01:03 PM
Cream
 
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Dear Jermaine,

you don't need an individual, you need a dedicated team.
Also a therapist.
A team of therapists.

warmest regards,
Reality.
 
Unread 24-08-2015, 01:03 PM
forzagarza
 
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Not sure why anyone would actually have an issue with any of that. Get someone to deal with all the shit you don't want to and you can afford it. He'd be an idiot for not doing so if you ask me. Doesn't mean the PA sleeps in the marital bed just in case he thinks of somethinf
 
Unread 24-08-2015, 01:09 PM
dunk
 
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Whoever wrote that can't spell Adidas ffs no wonder he needs a PA.
 
Unread 24-08-2015, 01:13 PM
Pop
 
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The successful aplicant will probably just end up wiping his beastly mam's arse and feeding her 24/7 between foot rubs.

 
Unread 24-08-2015, 01:17 PM
20 times
 
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Why the £#%&! would Jemain Defoe need someone to prepare presentations?

Ffs
 
Unread 24-08-2015, 01:20 PM
Jethro
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Baron
Great opportunity for some poor @#%&! to earn £25k p/a that
 
Unread 24-08-2015, 01:20 PM
Jack Duckworth
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cream
Dear Jermaine,

you don't need an individual, you need a dedicated team.
Also a therapist.
A team of therapists.

warmest regards,
Reality.


modern football

isn't bunks a big defoe fan? might be a good opportunity for him/his missus.
 
Unread 24-08-2015, 01:20 PM
barca99
 
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employ hark and get a bit of both
 
Unread 24-08-2015, 01:22 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 20 times
Why the £#%&! would Jemain Defoe need someone to prepare presentations?

Ffs
For his charity.


Jack - applied.
 
Unread 24-08-2015, 01:25 PM
Jack Duckworth
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunker Buster
For his charity.


Jack - applied.
good luck pal x
 
Unread 24-08-2015, 01:25 PM
atticusgrinch
 
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I'd rather be on the £#%&!ing dole.

£25k for that mither.
 
Unread 24-08-2015, 01:26 PM
RedMenace
 
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I'd love to see a job description for Phil Jones' PA. The NHS would probably be the best place to look.
 
Unread 24-08-2015, 01:31 PM
silv
 
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tell you what... tell you what its nine and a half thousand pounds....
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