Jesseh Lingard.

"Tomorrow is is a chance to say my goodbyes because I never really got that".

Hope he's pelted with bricks.

He scored the winner in a cup final....that`s all I can remember him for apart from looking a complete @#%&! on the team coach on the way to West Ham

Originally Posted by Pop

"Tomorrow is is a chance to say my goodbyes because I never really got that".

Hope he's pelted with bricks.

Personally, this is the one occasion where a tweet would suffice.

I suppose we'll get the usual complete 180 in performance from this clown and the rest of his hopeless team mates tomorrow.

Just like Villa and that shit @#%&! Bailey before a swift return to business as usual in their next game.

He's not got it in him. He's £#%&!ing useles.

Lingard 2023 update: still a @#%&!

https://www.instagram.com/p/CnUu6FiqnbK/?hl=en

Originally Posted by Pop

Lingard 2023 update: still a @#%&!

https://www.instagram.com/p/CnUu6FiqnbK/?hl=en

The worst thing is, the dancing, the goal celebrations the brand the hair cuts etc with him and pogba, none of them would be an issue if they were performing consistently well.

It’s the fact that they’re stealing a living and still doing it that’s gets him his criticism. No sense of humility or self awareness.

Not a big shock their form has picked up since he got injured…

He’s a total manchild.

Imagine your kids seeing you get on like that.

Originally Posted by Gypsum Fantastic

Not a big shock their form has picked up since he got injured…

This. Taking credit for victories when it's you that is the problem.

Getting rid of these wasters was almost as important as getting proper professionals in. What’s his stats at Forest? 0 goals and 0 assists or something? £200k a week.

Incredible that he’s managed to blag a living for so long.

He’s an utter ring piece.

30 years old

Originally Posted by NedKelly

30 years old

Same age as Casemiro

Found this amongst my weekly Jesse Lingard is a @#%&! Google searches....

Hilariously offers him a dirty sock!

https://mobile.twitter.com/AcerbicRed/status/1010885231480430592

He has done an interview with that ceo diaries thing. I've seen some clips from it and he talks about depression, having to leave united etc...

The big bit though was about his mums depression. He talks about her in hospital with an implication that it was a suicide attempt. It shows this after it talks about the abuse he gets as a player. He says that he thinks her depression started the day he was born.

He also talks about trying to drink away his pain.

Interesting.

Originally Posted by Lok

He has done an interview with that ceo diaries thing. I've seen some clips from it and he talks about depression, having to leave united etc...

The big bit though was about his mums depression. He talks about her in hospital with an implication that it was a suicide attempt. It shows this after it talks about the abuse he gets as a player. He says that he thinks her depression started the day he was born.

He also talks about trying to drink away his pain.

Interesting.

Thought his team would go down this kind of route. He’s been shit because of the struggles etc.

Slightly difficult to complain about the abuse he gets as a player whilst being the biggest attention seeking #@&%! of all time though..

‘I know what I’ll do to cope with my depression and to shut the haters up, I’ll launch a clothing brand branded with my trademark hand celebration. I’ll post pics of me modelling them on social media looking like a #@&%!. That will bring people round no doubt’.

‘Yeah, things are really on top with mum again. I know, I’ll post of video of me singing about beans and dancing like I’m a gangster. That will help her’.

Maybe he assumed this clown role in a naive attempt to coax his mum out of depression.

Originally Posted by Sapien

Maybe he assumed this clown role in a naive attempt to coax his mum out of depression.

It's probably sent her back into it.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...struggles.html

Perhaps the implication about his mum was misdirection from the preview.

State of that tripe. "I was trying to be the old Jesse, jokes, banter, banter, banter".

That's why you are at Nottingham Forest now you useless @#%&! and likely at £#%&!ing Scunthorpe next season.