Statue of Alan Shearer outside of St James Park

On a par with the Ted Bates one.

Looks like he is doing the Gangnam Style dance ffs.

Says it all when you get a statue in your honour for winning £#%&! all.

The sculptors been generous with the hair

I thought Alec Stewart was a Chelsea fan?

£#%&!ing Geordie @#%&!s and their messiah mentality

My boot scootin' baby is drivin' me crazy
My obsession from a western my dance floor date
My rodeo Romeo a cowboy God from head to toe
Wanna make you mine better get in line
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9p__WmyAE3g

Never knew Alistair Burnett played for them

Originally Posted by Billy Bigbollox

Never knew Alistair Burnett played for them

That's the one.

Now for Tonight's news at ten read by Alan Shearer

this is an extension to the "give everyone a medal for taking part" mentality

only with statues

steve meee will be furious

Looks a bit special doesn't he, like he's being gently guided to a minibus for a day out at the seaside.

I'm not an Alan Shearer fanboy by any means but fairly certain his 'celebration' was right hand in the air, not a clenched fist.

You'd have thought they'd at least get that bit right...

He varied between hand in the air and a finger point.

Originally Posted by PeakyBlinder

I'm not an Alan Shearer fanboy by any means but fairly certain his 'celebration' was right hand in the air, not a clenched fist.

You'd have thought they'd at least get that bit right...

you can only work with what youve got .......

Originally Posted by Zorg

Looks a bit special doesn't he, like he's being gently guided to a minibus for a day out at the seaside.

You mean a bit Joey Deacon-esque?

Looks like the Man that was made out of chocolate from the 90s Crunchie adverts.

Statue of the man who relegated their club....

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

My boot scootin' baby is drivin' me crazy
My obsession from a western my dance floor date
My rodeo Romeo a cowboy God from head to toe
Wanna make you mine better get in line
5 6 7 8

Bet you didn't have to google that

Tbf the Ted Bates statue looked more like him celebrating a goal.

Originally Posted by Pop

Statue of the man who relegated their club....

be like that when giggs becomes manager then gets a statue

They got the elbow right.