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Unread 10-11-2016, 09:47 PM
My Name is Keith
 
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With Sir Alex Ferguson tomorrow *

Any questions? Will reference the people of Fred or individual names if preferred.

Was thinking just saying "David Moyes?" and leaving it at that. Just to watch the great man squirm a bit.





[SIZE="2"]* and 400 other people
 
Unread 10-11-2016, 09:49 PM
Sapien
 
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Ask him in which position he would play Fellaini were he manager.
 
Unread 10-11-2016, 09:56 PM
no fun
 
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Can I have 2 questions Keith ?

1. Did you really shit your keks on the hard shoulder of the motorway ?

2. That bird in South Africa....decent £#%&! ?
 
Unread 10-11-2016, 09:57 PM
waynes ear's
 
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What part of him died when he signed Owen, Kleberson, Liam Miller, Alan Smith, Djemba Djemba and other assorted shit@#%&!s?

Name check please
 
Unread 10-11-2016, 10:01 PM
The Stella Fella
 
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What part of him died when he signed Owen, Kleberson, Liam Miller, Alan Smith, Djemba Djemba and other assorted shit@#%&!s?

Name check please
Obviously the Brain!
 
Unread 10-11-2016, 10:03 PM
irk
 
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Ask him if he wants to go halves on a horse
 
Unread 10-11-2016, 10:05 PM
My Name is Keith
 
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Can I have 2 questions Keith ?

1. Did you really shit your keks on the hard shoulder of the motorway ?

2. That bird in South Africa....decent £#%&! ?
Was the M66 if memory serves - could get a bury plug in if so. Will ask him if his shit felt like a load of old shoes falling out of a bag in the attic or whatever I heard on here other day
 
Unread 10-11-2016, 10:14 PM
puressence
 
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Ask him about your first love fc Utd ... And then mention the foty
 
Unread 10-11-2016, 10:14 PM
redhegemony
 
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Unread 10-11-2016, 10:14 PM
puressence
 
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Ps .... Tell him he's a @#%&!
 
Unread 10-11-2016, 10:19 PM
Ethers
 
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Unread 10-11-2016, 10:19 PM
Knockers
 
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Did he ever give a player a dry slap at united?
When was he last in a pub in Manchester and which one?
 
Unread 10-11-2016, 10:26 PM
My Name is Keith
 
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Unread 10-11-2016, 10:27 PM
Jez Quigley
 
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Check out Bellers being back thread from the start.

You will NOT be disappointed
 
Unread 10-11-2016, 10:30 PM
My Name is Keith
 
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Check out Bellers being back thread from the start.

You will NOT be disappointed
Have seen it - a classic. Still don't quite get it but will re-read.
 
Unread 10-11-2016, 10:31 PM
redhegemony
 
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Have seen it - a classic. Still don't quite get it but will try-read.
the text messages...
 
Unread 10-11-2016, 10:35 PM
My Name is Keith
 
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the text messages...
Hadn't seen today's updates. Sorry a belated
 
Unread 10-11-2016, 10:36 PM
dragflick
 
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Unread 10-11-2016, 11:14 PM
signed dc
 
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Ask him about your first love fc Utd ... And then mention the foty
pure or sparky?
 
Unread 10-11-2016, 11:14 PM
TheFatGoth
 
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Ask him if it's time to start secretly looking at the other managerial options out there?
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