Lending Mates Money FFS

f***ing big fat c*** comes in to the Cleve crying, known him for years, promised it was there in full next week. Just had a phone call from f***ing Cash Convertors asking if I could get hold of my 'cousin, Paul'. f*** it I'm selling the debt for a ton. Lying f***ing c***. Will pop in see him in work after I have been to the doctors too. Crutch might come in handy. Wouldn't mind but all the c*** does is buy weed and take aways.

Terrible idea, unless your mates aren't smackheads

Can we have that in English please? You let your mate some money and he didn't give it back?

I was asked by a mate to lend him a couple of grand once to help him out as he wasn't working... I declined as he was a bit of a bad payer despite us knowing I had it there doing nothing.

Originally Posted by Crumps

f***ing big fat c*** comes in to the Cleve crying, known him for years, promised it was there in full next week. Just had a phone call from f***ing Cash Convertors asking if I could get hold of my 'cousin, Paul'. f*** it I'm selling the debt for a ton. Lying f***ing c***. Will pop in see him in work after I have been to the doctors too. Crutch might come in handy. Wouldn't mind but all the c*** does is buy weed and take aways.

Where do cash converters come into it?

Crumps mate, lend us a score?

Originally Posted by Mr_Ed

Can we have that in English please? You let your mate some money and he didn't give it back?

I was asked by a mate to lend him a couple of grand once to help him out as he wasn't working... I declined as he was a bit of a bad payer despite us knowing I had it there doing nothing.

fair play.

why risk it

Is cousin Paul a ps3?

Originally Posted by Mr_Ed

Can we have that in English please? You let your mate some money and he didn't give it back?

I was asked by a mate to lend him a couple of grand once to help him out as he wasn't working... I declined as he was a bit of a bad payer despite us knowing I had it there doing nothing.

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Originally Posted by dodger

Where do cash converters come into it?

I assume he's put me down as some sort of contact. All he does is smoke weed and eat f***ing takeaways. Got a full time job too.

Lent my oldest mate - known since infant school 400 for his back-rent with a cast iron promise to have it back the following payday. The look in his eye as he shook my hand as he left should have told me it wasnt going to happen.

Left me sitting in the pub waiting for him for an hour. I didn't see him for six months.

Finally got a call - he turned up with the 400, a teenth of funk, a genuine copy of batman begins and three knock off peng dvds from the chinese pub seller.

I forgave.

if anyone who owes you cash in crumpsall walks past the lucky star you're f***ed. that sweet and sour pork

Originally Posted by Crumps

I assume he's put me down as some sort of contact. All he does is smoke weed and eat f***ing takeaways. Got a full time job too.

If his familly find out that CC are on his case for debts they'll go mental, because that means he's borrowed money and not paid them back with it?

So he pops you down as his contact...

Yeah, old Crumps won't mind. :shakehead:

Originally Posted by reem

If his familly find out that CC are on his case for debts they'll go mental, because that means he's borrowed money and not paid them back with it?

So he pops you down as his contact...

Yeah, old Crumps won't mind. :shakehead:

He's been booted from his Mam's, just got to find out his new address then I'll sell the debt.

Originally Posted by mitchymoo

if anyone who owes you cash in crumpsall walks past the lucky star you're f***ed. that sweet and sour pork

Been a bit of a slip in quality of late. Still up there with the best though.

Originally Posted by Crumps

He's been booted from his Mam's, just got to find out his new address then I'll sell the debt.

so you're going to sell the debt to some local head the ball who will give him a pasting if he doesn't pay up?

where I come from if someone does this you break his arms, but i suppose all that tea and crumpets can make you soft.

Originally Posted by Crumps

He's been booted from his Mam's, just got to find out his new address then I'll sell the debt.

Lovely stuff.

I hope he puts on the waterworks next time he tips up with no money.

"Yeah, no worries pol. Cutter O'Grady will be in touch".

Originally Posted by Crumps

f***ing big fat c*** comes in to the Cleve crying, known him for years, promised it was there in full next week. Just had a phone call from f***ing Cash Convertors asking if I could get hold of my 'cousin, Paul'. f*** it I'm selling the debt for a ton. Lying f***ing c***. Will pop in see him in work after I have been to the doctors too. Crutch might come in handy. Wouldn't mind but all the c*** does is buy weed and take aways.

turn up at his work

I begrudge lending money out to mates, if you're having to borrow from me then who will you be borrowing off to pay me back is what I tell them.