New striker - panic buy summer special 2023

Now that the decision on Greenwood has been made, and the ineptitude of our club in football related matters well known, let’s give them a bit of help. Who are you bringing in to share the burden of goalscoring with Razzers, and lukewarm baths with martial, before the transfer window SLAMS shut?

Toney in Jan.

Originally Posted by armchair

Toney in Jan.

Would be a good signing, but we need someone now. We’ve made a total balls of this transfer window, haven’t we?

Odd one... Awoniyi?

Scored 6 in his last 6 Prem games, lads a £#%&!ing unit and puts in a shift.

Originally Posted by Finport Red

Would be a good signing, but we need someone now. We’ve made a total balls of this transfer window, haven’t we?

Not great but we were never going to win the league. Need a dm most urgently imo.

Mitrovitch.

Originally Posted by armchair

Not great but we were never going to win the league. Need a dm most urgently imo.

Mitrovitch.

Gone to Saudi land

Still think we've got a chance of getting Kane in on the last day.

Originally Posted by armchair

Not great but we were never going to win the league. Need a dm most urgently imo.

Mitrovitch.

Great shout.

Danny Welbeck.

Take the Qatari money and spend all £7 billion on Osimen

Originally Posted by suedeshoes

Danny Welbeck.

I'd actually take Welbz.

Could've probably got Raul Jimenez. He was on fire before the head injury.

Gift Orban

Antonio

Originally Posted by Finport Red

Gift Orban

Going to Spurs or West Ham, I think Fulham are trying too.

Originally Posted by dunk

Going to Spurs or West Ham, I think Fulham are trying too.

Im sure we could still probably be considered more attractive to a footballer than those.

Lukaku

Vardy.

Originally Posted by Finport Red

Im sure we could still probably be considered more attractive to a footballer than those.

Was more a comment on his level tbf.

Falcao