Viva Ronaldo

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Narrator: it was worse, a lot lot worse ...

United 1 Liverpool 4

this post has not aged well.

Originally Posted by jem

this post has not aged well.

Thought we'd score

Originally Posted by dunk

That’ll be 6 kids, pretty sure there’s a set of twins there already too.

Lunatic.

Doubt he does much of the daycare tbh

Originally Posted by Gypsum Fantastic

Doubt he does much of the daycare tbh

Token fifteen minutes twice a day

Nutrition lecture first thing, then nutmegs before bed

Originally Posted by Gypsum Fantastic

Doubt he does much of the daycare tbh

'Cris, can you give us a hand with bedtime?'

First time I’ve ever seen his misses

I genuinely thought he was gay.

Originally Posted by AK14

First time I’ve ever seen his misses

I genuinely thought he was gay.

These things are not necessarily mutually exclusive, you know.

Originally Posted by AK14

First time I’ve ever seen his misses

I genuinely thought he was gay.

Still think he is tbh.

Like I said, relationship of convenience...

This guy is ridiculous. Imagine if we had a proper manager and were playing well thank £#%&! he didn’t go to city. He’d be scoring a hattrick every week

A machine.

Honestly think he conceives his children by just willing it to happen. Just sheer willpower.

Originally Posted by NedKelly

Honestly think he conceives his children by just willing it to happen. Just sheer willpower.

he eats fish and egg shells then just THINKS a child into existence

It was meant to be

Originally Posted by Drexl

he eats fish and egg shells then just THINKS a child into existence

It was meant to be

That’s conception

hes still playing like a 28-29 year old, its crazy.

https://twitter.com/btsportfootball/status/1455664835237191682?s=20

Swoon.

Meanwhile Messi is stuck in traffic.

What a player

Negative effect on the team. Get rid.

Finally made my mind up. Ole definitely signed him

Scores nearly every game and now manages the team

Should be given the golden chalkboard as well as the golden ball

Yes yes, but is he holding us back?…