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"Kicked Off" with Brentford yesterday!
Got off a bus in town about 4 yesterday full of ale on Bridge Street near that Shalom Pinks Indian restaurant or whatever its called.
I see three lads having a pop at a lad with a United shirt. I bowl over thinking its West Ham & tell them to leave him alone. This big @#%&! says "Whats it got to do with you?" I give it "Im United, if you have a go at one you take us all on  you West Ham @#%&!"He Then says "Were Brentford been playing Stockport" The big @#%&! has a dig but I planted a belting head butt on his napper! Then this little United scally bowls up about 16. He asks me whats happening, I tell him! Proper "Moston Rat/Kursall Massive" type & chases the others away & they were both twice as big as him. They shit it & ran for the lives  Me & "Ginger Joe" shake hands & were on our way Wheres Danny Dyer when you need him? |
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can just imagine the brentford fans this morning
"we were just asking this united fan the way to the train station, when this big £#%&!er bowls over screaming that hes bursting for a piss and do we know where the nearest bog is. He seemed very northern and common, so we ignored him. Next thing he @#%&!ted jeremy for no reason, then carried on screaming that our t shirts were offensive I suspect he may have had a glass of sherry too many" |
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 Last seen on Bridge Street on Saturday afternoon 
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You never lose hey Sam, never.
Whippersnappers take heed, the crown greeners ain't a spent force  Sorry couldn't make the meet, only just got to the ground in time for ko. Will try to improve timekeeping next season, honest |
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 It is all over their forum now how they bravely fought off 100 Stockport/United/Oldham/Rochdale/CSKA Moscow who joined up for the meet. They said that there were casulties, Buzz Bee took a bit of a stinging from a Big Northern Monkey. Be careful Sam looks like you'll have to watch your back next time we play at Griffin ParK. They're after blood by the look of it. They are also talking about heading back to sort out the Kick It Kev Krew Ov Kersall. I hope it doesn't end in tears 
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man or mouse can I share your cheese please
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used to go out with a girl whos dad was a local "face", very well respected locally seeing him within his own home was a revelation, his 5ft 3 wife ruled him with a fist of iron |
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