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Unread 18-06-2007, 09:56 PM
Yo Adrian!
 
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...mrs returns home from a hen weekend. How should I best occupy myself?
Am watching Rocky III at the mo!
 
Unread 18-06-2007, 09:59 PM
redhegemony
 
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make it look as if you've done loads of housework without doing any; leave the hoover in the hall so she trips over it. Just pour some bleach down the bog so it smells like a swimming pool and plump up the pillows. 5 mins top whack it'll come back in spades.

Prague weekend with the lads
 
Unread 18-06-2007, 09:59 PM
Fat Al
 
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Originally Posted by Yo Adrian!
...mrs returns home from a hen weekend. How should I best occupy myself?
Am watching Rocky III at the mo!
****.

Everywhere.

All over the house.
 
Unread 18-06-2007, 09:59 PM
Sparky***
 
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Walk around in your underpants, put some p*** on the telly, drink out of the orange juice carton in the fridge, leave the toilet seat up, put on some gangster rap and sing along...
 
Unread 18-06-2007, 10:01 PM
Yo Adrian!
 
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No juice left in the tank already. Mickey just died by the way.
 
Unread 18-06-2007, 10:34 PM
irk
 
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No juice left in the tank already. Mickey just died by the way.
never mind - she'll bring plenty back with her
 
Unread 18-06-2007, 10:35 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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she will waddle through the door.
 
Unread 18-06-2007, 10:36 PM
Prideofalleurope
 
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When she comes in shout "YO ADRIAN!"

Then plant her one in her jaw...
 
Unread 18-06-2007, 10:37 PM
Yo Adrian!
 
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When she comes in shout "YO ADRIAN!"

Then plant her one in her jaw...
 
Unread 19-06-2007, 07:11 AM
Stan_Tier2
 
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worrying......... how many c0cks shes had this weekend
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