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5-a-side thread
Played tonight for the first time in about 3 years.
£#%&! me, I was dog shit and was literally giving it an ando after about 7 minutes - hands on knees desperately trying to draw air. I go running ffs but I felt chronically unfit. Doing stuff like trying to have a turn in nets every 5 mins. awful. Anyway I'll report back if I play future matches. |
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For a long time I only played 5 a side and sat on the couch, whereas one of my more annoying mates is a triathlon @#%&!, constantly running, biking and swimming I suppose. He filled in for a game and was wheezing around the pitch like a lambert and butler smoker.
Last year I played indoor cricket for the first time in my life, couple of innings on the bat and bowled 6 overs. I was in so much pain for days afterwards it was remarkable. Must have used muscles I had never used once in my life before |
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Can attest to the pain
Have had to dress myself this morning using a hastily constructed winch system in which I was placed into the trouser without bending any limbs - Wallace and gromits wrong trousers style. Even had to do a standing up wee - hitherto unprecedented for 5 years + Took the bins out (brown again and blue) as if made out of wood. I do find cricket pain a bit harder to believe. I mean Mike gatting ffs |
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FYI our 5 a side is of a good standard ( all players having appeared in the top division of the wythenshawe Sunday league) and we still run |
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From a jesse who sits down to piss n'all. Scandalous. |
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