*Official Match thread* United v Norwich - The Empire Strikes Back: The end of the farce 26/04/14

[SIZE="6"]Manchester United v Norwich City

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Barclays Premier League
Venue: Old Trafford
Date: Saturday, 26 April
KO 17:30

Don't even care if we end up qualifying for that Euro Disney shite now, just as long as we play the United way, no more £#%&!in shithouse tactics.

He's gone. He's really £#%&!ing gone. And he's never coming back!



This is like going to school and hearing that your most hated teacher died suddenly overnight.

1 nil Norwich

Giggs out etc

Originally Posted by Pop

He's gone. He's really £#%&!ing gone. And he's never coming back!

Confirmed.

Here he is being laughed at an airport on his way to Miami:





Here his wife appears to be weeping

"David! What's got into you? You don't usually drink. Think of baby Jesus!"

"Wor woring booooze yor wee @#%&!"

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

Confirmed.

Here he is being laughed at an airport on his way to Miami:





Here his wife appears to be weeping

"David! What's got into you? You don't usually drink. Think of baby Jesus!"

"Wor woring booooze yor wee @#%&!"

"boarding time was ten past 5, mr moyes"

"we'll try and make the take-off, it's very difficult to check in, but we'll do our best"

Originally Posted by Sloppy

Giggs out.

What an absolute loser. Flying out to Miami with £5m in his bank account. LOSER.

Originally Posted by The Watcher

So pleased for you that he wore the suit.

pants off

Originally Posted by otbarney

Don't even care if we end up qualifying for that Euro Disney shite now, just as long as we play the United way, no more £#%&!in shithouse tactics.

£#%&! that, let's wait for the spurs result before we get giddy

If spurs win....hope we draw

If spurs lose....hope we lose

Originally Posted by Sloppy

Originally Posted by Switching Off

What an absolute loser. Flying out to Miami with £5m in his bank account. LOSER.

Just another example of the warped world we live in where such incompetence can be so greatly rewarded.

Similar to the bankers who engineered the recession and still fled with eye-watering profits. Sickening.

Originally Posted by Knockers

So pleased for you that he wore the suit.

He looks the £#%&!ing %@#$&!s in it, doesn't he?

Pleased for myself too tbh.

Not a clue if this is the real team or not.