OFFICIAL: Manchester United v Swansea City|Saturday 31st March 2018|3pm|Premier League

Might text my mates seat number for incredible banter.

Borefest guaranteed.
I'm going. Nobody knows why, myself especially. It's pissing down, it's windy, it's freezing.
1-2 . We score in 54th minute then sit back to hang on to a 1-0. Then...

Originally Posted by Jethro

Manchester United 2, Swansea City 1
Manchester City will lose to Everton
We go to City and win somehow clawing back 10 or so points in the process
Lukaku Alexis

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Originally Posted by sub three hours

1 -- 0 borefest I fear


They've pissed me off this morning. Anybody else had this from the club?


Virtual Steward Service

Dear Supporter,

Ahead of the Manchester United V Swansea game tomorrow, we want to draw your attention to the fact that our Virtual Steward Service now has a new number. This service is available to all supporters at Old Trafford.

The Virtual Steward Service is a completely anonymous service designed to help tackle offensive or discriminatory behaviour in Old Trafford. Manchester United strives to ensure equality, diversity and inclusion throughout so that Old Trafford is free from all forms of discrimination and provides a welcoming environment to all people. The club will take action against any offensive or discriminatory behaviour.

If you are witness to, or subject of any discriminatory language or behaviour during your visit to Old Trafford, text HELP to 84222 followed by the stand, row and seat of the offender and the nature of the problem, and the virtual steward service will do the rest. You will not be identified at any time.

We advise fans to save this number in your phone should you ever need to use it.

For more information, visit manutd.com/texthelp.



f*** off - virtual steward my arse

Just a different world from standing in the Stretford End back in the day. How soon before someone is thrown out of the ground for calling a Liverpool player a c#nt for scoring or putting in a bad challenge?

And they complain about the atmosphere?

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/980067280393564160?s=19

That defence

I don't hate the rest of it tho

That back 4

Time for Pogba and Sanchez to pull their finger out or get benched (again in Pogba’s case)

No sign of Fellaini at least. That's about all I noticed.

Originally Posted by andyroo

No sign of Fellaini at least. That's about all I noticed.

wrapping him in cotton wool for next week no doubt

Not sure why the defence keep getting it in the neck.
We had 2 shots on goal against Brighton last time out ..not to mention 4 shots over the 2 games against Sevilla.

Would love to see Rashford as our first choice striker.

prediction; 2-0 but dull as shite.

Can’t wait for this.....

Positively buzzing..

Goooooo reds

Originally Posted by sub three hours

1 -- 0 borefest I fear


They've pissed me off this morning. Anybody else had this from the club?


Virtual Steward Service

Dear Supporter,

Ahead of the Manchester United V Swansea game tomorrow, we want to draw your attention to the fact that our Virtual Steward Service now has a new number. This service is available to all supporters at Old Trafford.

The Virtual Steward Service is a completely anonymous service designed to help tackle offensive or discriminatory behaviour in Old Trafford. Manchester United strives to ensure equality, diversity and inclusion throughout so that Old Trafford is free from all forms of discrimination and provides a welcoming environment to all people. The club will take action against any offensive or discriminatory behaviour.

If you are witness to, or subject of any discriminatory language or behaviour during your visit to Old Trafford, text HELP to 84222 followed by the stand, row and seat of the offender and the nature of the problem, and the virtual steward service will do the rest. You will not be identified at any time.

We advise fans to save this number in your phone should you ever need to use it.

For more information, visit manutd.com/texthelp.



£#%&! off - virtual steward my arse

Jesus Christ, I’d not seen that. £#%&!ing grassing hotlines

Good job I’m not a ST holder anymore, I’d only be grassed out the £#%&!ing ground anyway. @#%&!s.

Hope it gets clogged up with feral scum (or fans as we used to call them) using it to make farcical reports.

Texting the word “help” ffs

Originally Posted by MJ Ramone

wrapping him in cotton wool for next week no doubt

Sadly, this is horribly plausible

Great start

Delightful.

Bit of luck with the finish but he'd have got that stuck under his feet a couple of month's back.

Great start.

Such a doomlord thing to say but his goals are painful to watch

Keep this tempo up and there should be plenty of goals this afternoon. Nice fluency to the play.

Weird set up from Swansea, playing defensively but leaving space behind which is a dream for Lukaku. They look bloody awful, how are they not in the bottom 3?

He's off the mark.

About frigging time

brilliant start keep it up

Originally Posted by Cream

He's off the mark.

about time too