Guardiola is a bit bitter

Originally Posted by Sparky***

What's he doing? the mentalist

It's Pep legendary motivational technique

Physically abuse your own players

The villarreal comparison really gives an insight to how £#%&!ed his head is atm

Have villarreal spent hundreds of millions in 8 years?

Originally Posted by saffers

The villarreal comparison really gives an insight to how £#%&!ed his head is atm

Have villarreal spent hundreds of millions in 8 years?

Think he meant in terms of stature Pretty accurate tbh. Perennial yoyo club that nobody cares about

I've just seen a montage of his post match comments. £#%&!ing hell, he's like me after 3 hours of arguing with the ex.

"yeah yeah you're right, whatever.." It gives new meaning to passive aggressive.

He's gonna £#%&!ing explode if he keeps all that rage pent up.

Originally Posted by TheFatGoth

Originally Posted by Sparky***

What's he doing? the mentalist

He thinks Bravo was fouled in the goal incident. So he's showing the referee his poor injured gob, like an angry mother confronting another kid's parents at the school gates.

Originally Posted by sa7

He thinks Bravo was fouled in the goal incident. So he's showing the referee his poor injured gob, like an angry mother confronting another kid's parents at the school gates.

Except, as shown on MOTD last night, the foul didn't take place until after the ball had crossed the line the first time.

Cannot wait to see Mourinho wind him up so much prior to the derby, at the final whistle Pep is chased round the pitch by two blokes in white coats carrying a massive butterfly net.

Originally Posted by sa7

He thinks Bravo was fouled in the goal incident. So he's showing the referee his poor injured gob, like an angry mother confronting another kid's parents at the school gates.

Oh dear.

Originally Posted by Big Norm

Except, as shown on MOTD last night, the foul didn't take place until after the ball had crossed the line the first time.

Cannot wait to see Mourinho wind him up so much prior to the derby, at the final whistle Pep is chased round the pitch by two blokes in white coats carrying a massive butterfly net.

"iz folt" is the new "woz gol"

knew he'd be having a wibble about all this

http://www.utdforum.com/forum/showpo...5&postcount=37

Tomorrow's Mirror back page. Feel free to share with any blues. They'll £#%&!ing spew

https://twitter.com/suttonnick/status/816414825974824960

Originally Posted by taff

knew he'd be having a wibble about all this

http://www.utdforum.com/forum/showpo...5&postcount=37

Originally Posted by Arnold Muhren

Tomorrow's Mirror back page. Feel free to share with any blues. They'll £#%&!ing spew
https://twitter.com/suttonnick/statu...14825974824960

Not only talking up United but also lowering expectations.

It's gone from "we want to win everything, Bournemouth are £#%&!ing great etc" to "we just need to get into the Champions League".

Guardiola, the new Wenger

Defo trying to get sacked.

Originally Posted by Arnold Muhren

Tomorrow's Mirror back page. Feel free to share with any blues. They'll £#%&!ing spew
https://twitter.com/suttonnick/statu...14825974824960

He wants out, nqat

We don’t have the history, the shirt of Barcelona, Madrid, Juventus, Bayern Munich or Manchester United, their titles. To be in Europe – we have to try over the next decade to be there every year. That is the most important for the club, more than winning one title, believe me.

He's worse than Moyes for lowering expectations. Barely gets mentioned that he outspent Mou over the summer

Originally Posted by Arnold Muhren

Tomorrow's Mirror back page. Feel free to share with any blues. They'll £#%&!ing spew
https://twitter.com/suttonnick/statu...14825974824960

Originally Posted by Switching Off

He's worse than Moyes for lowering expectations. Barely gets mentioned that he outspent Mou over the summer

Steady on now

wasn't he spotted squabbling with begiristain the other day? now making plans for his retirement. the utter fanny

Originally Posted by sa7

Not only talking up United but also lowering expectations.

It's gone from "we want to win everything, Bournemouth are £#%&!ing great etc" to "we just need to get into the Champions League".

Guardiola, the new Wenger

Undoing the damage Moyes did with his 'we need to emulate City' poison.

Jose needs to strike whilst the iron's hot.



Great isn't it. Highest profile and most revered manager in the world. Four months at City and he's already on his way to being a £#%&!ing joke.