Manager Celebrations

Only saw Alan 'Lexus' Pardew's abomination when I got back but I can't ever remember seeing anything as horrific in my entire life. Honestly think I need to cut my eyes out. What on earth was he thinking the absolute shithead.



Any others? Good, bad or Pardew?

Originally Posted by denis lawless

Originally Posted by Zorg

A stone cold classic - one of my faves ever. Luton against the berts?

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Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

Only saw Alan 'Lexus' Pardew's abomination when I got back but I can't ever remember seeing anything as horrific in my entire life. Honestly think I need to cut my eyes out. What on earth was he thinking the absolute shithead.



Any others? Good, bad or Pardew?

Shame it wasn't a manager but the Icelandic? One where they reel in the goal scorer/fish was fookin ace

Can't believe pardew did that yesterday. But then I remember what a 24 carat gold tit he is.

Thought Louis celebration for Jesse win was Worldclass

Originally Posted by puressence

Thought Louis celebration for Jesse win was Worldclass

he just straightened his tie didnt he ?

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Can't believe pardew did that yesterday. But then I remember what a 24 carat gold tit he is.

Pards, eh? Thought there was no way back for us and he was home and dry. Must admit, I had my doubts the way we fannied about.

Pardew getting a right kicking

This was not the right time – if there ever is a right time, that is – for Palace’s 54-year-old manager to lose his composure on the touchline. With Palace’s players wildly celebrating with their jubilant, disbelieving, wonderful supporters in the aftermath of Puncheon’s spectacular goal, they needed direction from Pardew upon their return to the halfway line. Organise. Concentrate. Keep your heads. It’s not over yet. Instead they got a performance that might have been appropriate during the preposterous pre-match ceremony

https://www.theguardian.com/football...chester-united

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Can't believe pardew did that yesterday. But then I remember what a 24 carat gold tit he is.

Oh I can.

He's an absolute £#%&!ing #@&%!.

He's a really dreadful combination of things. He knows he's a decent manager that has been around a while, but because of this, he thinks he 'knows the score', like he's some kind of tactical genius and football is all peaks and troughs Loves to talk about the small margins, even when his team has won 2 out of 20 matches or whatever it is. It takes away the responsibility of results. He talks in sweeping 'we're a good team when we get going' truisms.
Like he's at the very very top level where these things matter. Trolls the ref because, you know, that's what you do isn't it? All the top managers put pressure on the ref. And our pards sure is one of them.

Basically, he thinks he's Jose Mourinho. When in reality, he's a solid mid-table PL manager and nothing more.

Not really sure what my point is. I'm very hungover. Ah yes, pardew is a @#%&!.

Originally Posted by Billy Redface

Oh I can.

He's an absolute £#%&!ing #@&%!.

He's a really dreadful combination of things. He knows he's a decent manager that has been around a while, but because of this, he thinks he 'knows the score', like he's some kind of tactical genius and football is all peaks and troughs Loves to talk about the small margins, even when his team has won 2 out of 20 matches or whatever it is. It takes away the responsibility of results. He talks in sweeping 'we're a good team when we get going' truisms.
Like he's at the very very top level where these things matter. Trolls the ref because, you know, that's what you do isn't it? All the top managers put pressure on the ref. And our pards sure is one of them.

Basically, he thinks he's Jose Mourinho. When in reality, he's a solid mid-table PL manager and nothing more.

Not really sure what my point is. I'm very hungover. Ah yes, pardew is a c***.

Good summary of 'The Pards' tbf

Originally Posted by Billy Redface

Oh I can.

He's an absolute £#%&!ing #@&%!.

He's a really dreadful combination of things. He knows he's a decent manager that has been around a while, but because of this, he thinks he 'knows the score', like he's some kind of tactical genius and football is all peaks and troughs Loves to talk about the small margins, even when his team has won 2 out of 20 matches or whatever it is. It takes away the responsibility of results. He talks in sweeping 'we're a good team when we get going' truisms.
Like he's at the very very top level where these things matter. Trolls the ref because, you know, that's what you do isn't it? All the top managers put pressure on the ref. And our pards sure is one of them.

Basically, he thinks he's Jose Mourinho. When in reality, he's a solid mid-table PL manager and nothing more.

Not really sure what my point is. I'm very hungover. Ah yes, pardew is a @#%&!.

Originally Posted by djsst

See. See! He's trying to be mourinho. Right there.

Look at me, I'm a real character. £#%&! off.

Guy I know Who isn't in to football at all used to work for Jaguar in Reading when pardew was manager there. Pardew came into the showroom one day from the training ground in his Reading tracksuit. Gets talking to my mate and he clocks the tracksuit "oh do you work for Reading then?" He asks. "Yeah I do." Comes the rather annoyed reply. "What are you the kit man then?"

"No I'm the £#%&!ing manager!"

And storms off.