Crouch to Chelsea

https://twitter.com/TeleFootball/status/954081207368802305

They’re desperate for a big lump of a striker for some reason..

Cheeky offer of Lukaku?

Should offer them Fellaini in a swap for someone.

£#%&!ing hell, thought this was a joke when I saw it on the other thread.

Conte really has lost his marbles

A big man up front?

Only one man big enough----Adebayo Akinfenwa

Originally Posted by flixton

A big man up front?

Only one man big enough----Adebayo Akinfenwa

Would be sensational watching that lumbering oaf trying to blunder his way through a top level game

Originally Posted by sa7

Would be sensational watching that lumbering oaf trying to blunder his way through a top level game

Something, something Lukaku

Originally Posted by 20 times

Conte really has lost his marbles

No way is this Conte surely?

Dzeko more likely.

old crouchy has played for some top teams, so why not? would bet he scores more than morata.

Not getting Lukaku completely £#%&!ed their plans up. There's no way they wanted Morata at all.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Not getting Lukaku completely £#%&!ed their plans up. There's no way they wanted Morata at all.

Nope. They were getting slaughtered from all angles once we nipped in and got Big Rom. Morata was one that was available and they jumped in and hoped for the best. He's a decent player, but not the style Conte wanted to replace Costa. These past few days going after Carroll and Crouch is

Meanwhile, we've gazumped another rival to sign one of the league's best players again

Originally Posted by jem

old crouchy has played for some top teams, so why not? would bet he scores more than morata.

Indeed he's got the Guinness World Record for most headed goals in the Premier League.

I'm with you jem, I do love the occasional traditional centre-forwarding (in the Bob Latchford style.)

Surely this is not one of Jose's 'mind game tricks' is it, getting Conte back at playtime?

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Not getting Lukaku completely £#%&!ed their plans up. There's no way they wanted Morata at all.

But people said they beat us to signing him??

Originally Posted by Wellinever

Surely this is not one of Jose's 'mind game tricks' is it, getting Conte back at playtime?

Mind games are %@#$&!s most of the time.

Originally Posted by Wellinever

Surely this is not one of Jose's 'mind game tricks' is it, getting Conte back at playtime?

Was going to skip over this post until the title caught my eye.

Won the league with another man's squad and now he has to start replacing key elements of it...his answers are Drinkwater, Barkley and Crouch.

Yeah. Get out whilst you're still ahead you £#%&!ing eyetie fraud.