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Unread 30-08-2018, 12:06 PM
dragflick
 
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always could.

empty volvic (or other brand) bottle. half vodka half lemonade. lid off at the turnstile. in you go

Top reds bring a spare bottle lid with them aswell
 
Unread 30-08-2018, 12:13 PM
windy waffles
 
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always could.

empty volvic (or other brand) bottle. half vodka half lemonade. lid off at the turnstile. in you go



You absolute FANNY.
 
Unread 30-08-2018, 12:14 PM
Neo
 
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ffs; forgot we were even in this.
Same. Seems like it was in another dimension when United were genuinely competitive in Europe.

We’re so off the pace from the European elite. We’re a laughing stock.

Get Zidane in, ffs. I don’t even rate him that much as a manager, but at least United might get slightly more interesting under him.
 
Unread 30-08-2018, 12:20 PM
puressence
 
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ffs; forgot we were even in this. We will get embarrassed this season imo.
u didnt
 
Unread 30-08-2018, 01:36 PM
Gypsum Fantastic
 
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hoping for

barcelona
united
ajax
red star
 
Unread 30-08-2018, 01:36 PM
waynes ear's
 
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Top reds bring a spare bottle lid with them aswell


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Originally Posted by windy waffles


You absolute FANNY.
i'll put this in big font so your £#%&!ing thick head can absorb this.

[SIZE="7"]any other drink in a clear bottle of water would arouse suspicion. vodka and lemonade is a clear drink. try going to £#%&!ing games you breezeblock skulled #@&%!
 
Unread 30-08-2018, 01:38 PM
Fat Al
 
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i'll put this in big font so your £#%&!ing thick head can absorb this.

[SIZE="7"]any other drink in a clear bottle of water would arouse suspicion. vodka and lemonade is a clear drink. try going to £#%&!ing games you breezeblock skulled #@&%!
I think he was questioning your pisshead credentials as you appear to have drowned the vodka.
 
Unread 30-08-2018, 01:38 PM
windy waffles
 
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i'll put this in big font so your £#%&!ing thick head can absorb this.

[SIZE="7"]any other drink in a clear bottle of water would arouse suspicion. vodka and lemonade is a clear drink. try going to £#%&!ing games you breezeblock skulled #@&%!
[SIZE="7"]what colour is tonic dipshit? pretty sure it's clear so not ANY other drink...i'll take a vodka tonic to the next game i attend instead of a girl's drink like you
 
Unread 30-08-2018, 01:40 PM
Albert Tatlock
 
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Top reds bring a spare bottle lid with them aswell
Stupid question, but why do you have to take the lid off ?

I ask because over here you can drink during the game from a glass or a glass bottle
 
Unread 30-08-2018, 01:42 PM
waynes ear's
 
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Stupid question, but why do you have to take the lid off ?

I ask because over here you can drink during the game from a glass or a glass bottle
Stops you launching a full bottle at a player

Esters - no sniff tests
 
Unread 30-08-2018, 01:43 PM
dragflick
 
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i'll put this in big font so your £#%&!ing thick head can absorb this.

[SIZE="7"]any other drink in a clear bottle of water would arouse suspicion. vodka and lemonade is a clear drink. try going to £#%&!ing games you breezeblock skulled #@&%!


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Originally Posted by Fat Al
I think he was questioning your pisshead credentials as you appear to have drowned the vodka.
You gave him too much credit, see his classic koppas reply.

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Originally Posted by Albert Tatlock
Stupid question, but why do you have to take the lid off ?

I ask because over here you can drink during the game from a glass or a glass bottle
They deem it to be a danger if thrown I think, £#%&!ing weirdos.
 
Unread 30-08-2018, 01:44 PM
windy waffles
 
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You gave him too much credit, see his classic koppas reply.



They deem it to be a danger if thrown I think, £#%&!ing weirdos.
What's that supposed to mean?
 
Unread 30-08-2018, 01:46 PM
waynes ear's
 
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Just a thought. If they did do sniff tests, would the dicks on the gate enjoy chloroform?
 
Unread 30-08-2018, 01:53 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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As if we’re getting out of the group....

 
Unread 30-08-2018, 03:40 PM
Lazlo Panaflex
 
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As if we’re getting out of the group....

reckon the drip will get us out. and we'll crawl out with a whimper in the first k/o rnd. 2nd max.

although saying that I seem to have overestimated the wretched @#%&! so far this season.
 
Unread 30-08-2018, 04:20 PM
AntiZionist
 
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juve, utd, lyon, hoffenheim
 
Unread 30-08-2018, 04:31 PM
Lok
 
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Live now on www.uefa.com. Very exciting.

Diego's, gonna fix it for us.
 
Unread 30-08-2018, 04:34 PM
red in cumbria
 
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As if we’re getting out of the group....

Depends to a significant degree on whether our "star" players decide to put in an effort, or think spiting the manager (whoever it might be by then) is more important.
 
Unread 30-08-2018, 04:37 PM
andyroo
 
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Depends to a significant degree on whether our "star" players decide to put in an effort, or think spiting the manager (whoever it might be by then) is more important.
If we spite the manager there's a chance
 
Unread 30-08-2018, 04:38 PM
no fun
 
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Ramos on stage

This is literally digging up the 96 angels and sodomising them
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