Erling Haaland - Agent Mahrez

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

pray for koppas

He's playing it cool...

ON.

https://twitter.com/utddistrict/status/1421429806172807168?s=21

We’re going to make a @#%&! of ourselves next summer aren’t we?

Sort the midfield ffs.

Originally Posted by dunk

https://twitter.com/utddistrict/stat...172807168?s=21

We’re going to make a @#%&! of ourselves next summer aren’t we?

Sort the midfield ffs.

Feels like we’re going for a tactical revolution of only having a defence & a shit tonne of firepower up top - just bypass the middle bit :Ole:

Originally Posted by Baron

Feels like we’re going for a tactical revolution of only having a defence & a shit tonne of firepower up top - just bypass the middle bit :Ole:

Back to the doughnut

Originally Posted by Baron

Feels like we’re going for a tactical revolution of only having a defence & a shit tonne of firepower up top - just bypass the middle bit :Ole:

Doing a Fergie.

Striker is needed tbf.

Bayern now sniffing...

"He's a top player, and I hear a great boy too. You look there, but he's a Dortmund player. Sixty goals in 60 games. You have to look, otherwise we would be full amateurs," Salihamidzic said.

When has that even mattered to Bayern ffs.

Well that’ll be that then. They don’t £#%&! about.

Done by dinnertime Wednesday then, nqat.

If he stays with the fat lad he'll be very unlikely to go to Bayern. They won't pay Riaola 40+ mill to land him. I doubt they will pay him 500k pw net he'll be asking for either.

If chelsea have said £#%&! it, no way Bayern pay/deal with Danny DeVito
He is staying there till the summer.

Originally Posted by Curtis

If he stays with the fat lad he'll be very unlikely to go to Bayern. They won't pay Riaola 40+ mill to land him. I doubt they will pay him 500k pw net he'll be asking for either.

They spent 75m on that wasteman Lucas Hernandez, don't think they'd mind spending a bit more on an actual decent player.

Originally Posted by Collywobbles

They spent 75m on that wasteman Lucas Hernandez, don't think they'd mind spending a bit more on an actual decent player.

They could pay for him in Jewish fillings.

He isn't going to stay in Germany.

Originally Posted by Coracao

He isn't going to stay in Germany.

Not with the money to be had at United.

2 goals and 3 assists today in a 5-2 win.

Originally Posted by windy waffles

2 goals and 3 assists today in a 5-2 win.

We have to get him next summer. Bayern sniffing though

Originally Posted by Vedder

We have to get him next summer. Bayern sniffing though

I think that's our strategy. Playing the long game...

Originally Posted by Vedder

We have to get him next summer. Bayern sniffing though

Not a chance Bayern get anywhere near his wage demands. There’s probably 5 clubs that will be in with a shout.

PSG
Real Madrid
Chelsea
Manchester City
United

Possibly Juventus, too, but with the state of Serie A currently, I doubt the player will want to go there.

From that list, you’d think the Mbappe situation would take one of those first two clubs out of the running, as if he stays at PSG, then they won’t go for Haaland, but likewise, if Madrid buy Mbappe, then they won’t go for Haaland.

Chelsea have just spent £100m on Lukaku, so unlikely they will spend another £100m+ on Haaland next summer, and City seem to have made Kane their top priority. Seems like United are in with a very good shout with Cavani leaving next summer. However, I personally think he’ll end up at PSG or Madrid, depending on what happens with Mbappe.

its like good v evil ..hes just £#%&!ing amazing tbh good ... the baggage with that @#%&! bad .

He won't go to PSG - they will sign Ronaldo next summer.
Chelsea have Lukaku
City will have Kane
He won't go to Madrid+ they're shite and can't afford his wages.

Leaves us and we will be crying out for a striker with Cavani a year older and out of contract next summer...