Erling Haaland

Originally Posted by Pop

SHOCK!!!

Alf-Inge Haaland talking to AS:



Off in three months then.

Raiola doing his thing.

You can't have that kind of stink around a big club. Once Poggers is flushed, we're hopefully done with his ilk for good.

Originally Posted by Pop

SHOCK!!!

Alf-Inge Haaland talking to AS:



Off in three months then.

Was anything more obvious than the kid not even fully unpacking his shit before the greed brothers started briefing on his next move?

I doubt if he'll even be at Dortmund next season tbh. That's why he spoke to so many clubs last January, didn't speak to them he was probably made sign for them all. Probably contracted to fifteen different clubs over the next six years.

£#%&! him. The ugly moon faced albino @#%&!.

Originally Posted by Pop

I doubt if he'll even be at Dortmund next season tbh. That's why he spoke to so many clubs last January, didn't speak to them he was probably made sign for them all. Probably contracted to fifteen different clubs over the next six years.

£#%&! him. The ugly moon faced albino @#%&!.

https://twitter.com/BBCSport/status/1238017727111008256

Was shite last night, barely had a kick. Marquinhos and Kimpembe bullied him.

lack of class

Originally Posted by naes_sean

lack of class

It's epic bants.

Neymar started it off. Was acting the @#%&! as usual too...

"Don't hold me back, DON'T hold me back"





Little £#%&!ing fairy.

Can must have been shitting himself. It’s like getting fronted up by Michael Jackson.

https://twitter.com/alfiehaaland/status/1238107238901915648?s=21

How does this new ‘rent free’ thing work? Because it used to be that if you were a #@&%!y @#%&! and rubbed people’s noses in something which then came back to bite you in the arse you simply had to suck it up and take your medicine like a man.

Now it’s suddenly a badge of honour?

Originally Posted by utd99

How does this new ‘rent free’ thing work? Because it used to be that if you were a c**ky c*** and rubbed people’s noses in it, then it came back to bite you in the arse you simply had to suck it up and take your medicine like a man.

Now it’s suddenly a badge of honour?

Correct.

File with 'triggered'.

Reply to anyone, anything, ever and it's "ooh, someone's been triggered".

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

Correct.

File with 'triggered'.

Reply to anyone, anything, ever and it's "ooh, someone's been triggered".

Ah I see. So it’s basically a get out of jail free card for any @#%&!ish behaviour or idiotic thing you might say. Good to know.

Originally Posted by utd99

Ah I see. So it’s basically a get out of jail free card for any @#%&!ish behaviour or idiotic thing you might say. Good to know.

Triggered.

Originally Posted by utd99

Ah I see. So it’s basically a get out of jail free card for any c***ish behaviour or idiotic thing you might say. Good to know.

Yep, pretty much.

Originally Posted by windy waffles

Triggered.

Rent free etc.

Originally Posted by windy waffles

Triggered.

Originally Posted by utd99

How does this new ‘rent free’ thing work? Because it used to be that if you were a c**ky c*** and rubbed people’s noses in something which then came back to bite you in the arse you simply had to suck it up and take your medicine like a man.

Now it’s suddenly a badge of honour?

Have I missed something, what is it that he did wrong? Celebrated a goal? Not like it was anything specific aimed at PSG

Whereas, in turn, PSG have responded by mocking him not only during the game but then several times around the stadium afterwards.

Well, I say PSG - Cavani and Navas refused to join in since they're not manchildren, so really it's Neymar and his cult of c###s.

Small time as £#%&! from PSG to even acknowledge him.

I’d hate it if United did that.