Erling Haaland

Originally Posted by windy waffles

Another two goals last night against PSG.

What a player.

Second one was a thronker. Shame he decided to latch onto such a toxic bag of shite.

Originally Posted by windy waffles

Ok.

Hes scored more goals in the CL this season than Barcelona.

Will be the best striker in the world within two years.

Another random stat

More CL goals this season (10 in 7 games) than Martial has scored in all European competitions in five seasons at United (8 in 38)

No doubt he gets better service

The second last night one was pretty decent

Originally Posted by shenwen

Another random stat

More CL goals this season (10 in 7 games) than Martial has scored in all European competitions in five seasons at United (8 in 38)

No doubt he gets better service

The second last night one was pretty decent

Still a stat, random or not. And an impressive one.

Do you want another?

Originally Posted by The Stella Fella

One word - Mina Raiola

This... why should we sign players whose agents mandate release clauses and all that shit.

He’ll be in Spain, Bayern, PSG or at City (post slap on the wrist) in 2 years.

Not really a matter of us being victims of a sinister Raiola plot is it?

Dortmund can offer routine Champs League qualification. We can't, with all the instability at the club. We did offer what we could and Dortmund couldn't, more money. He said no. Always annoying when a good player blows us out but it's not a great mystery or a mortally wounding snub or anything.

I do look forward to this thread being bumped after every goal

£#%&! him the squared headed @#%&!, he didnt want to join us.

Originally Posted by Jethro

I do look forward to this thread being bumped after every goal

We're stalking the fit girl who turned us down. Looking at her Facebook pics and accidentally clicking like.

Originally Posted by Seamus

f*** him the squared headed @#%&!, he didnt want to join us.

This.

Tractor headed #@&%!, this thread is only bumped now by Ole outers..

Originally Posted by Seamus

f*** him the squared headed @#%&!, he didnt want to join us.

He's got a very Hitlerjugend look to him

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

This.

Tractor headed #@&%!, this thread is only bumped now by Ole outers..

Would say this looks like a subbie at me but its not a subbie. Its £#%&!ing obvious.

Originally Posted by windy waffles

Would say this looks like a subbie at me but its not a subbie. Its f***ing obvious.

The tractor headed #@&%! bit ?

Oh

Loves a goal, his left foot is vicious and is frighteningly quick for such a big unit, but he's far from cultured. He's clumsy and awkward and a bit of a battering ram. Will be interesting to see how he develops, last night he was fortunate he's so quick so he could he chase his own first touch, and his second a few times. Size of him though, he could just bundle his way through and past defenders as they didn't fancy tackling him like watching a year 11 kid playing at U-13 level

Originally Posted by Seamus

£#%&! him the squared headed @#%&!, he didnt want to join us.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/index.html HE DID

Originally Posted by puressence

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/index.html HE DID

He probably did wanna join us but that fat mess (Riola,not you) persuaded him otherwise.

Originally Posted by windy waffles

He probably did wanna join us but that fat mess (Riola,not you) persuaded him otherwise.

What a poohouse (Erling and Minola, not you).

Seems pretty obvious big fat Mino will treat this lad as his next cash cow.

Expect to seem him offered to all and sundry every couple of years to ensure a nice commission payment, presumably to be spent entirely on pies.

We never stood a chance of signing a player of that quality, let the thread die.

He’s going to be an unreal goal scorer. He is already tbf. He’ll 100% end up at Bayern imo

Originally Posted by Vedder

He’s going to be an unreal goal scorer. He is already tbf. He’ll 100% end up at Bayern imo

Makes sense that, yeah - takes over the No 9 shirt once Lewandowski's finished with it.