Utd players in the SAS

No mention of Mad Pat?

Roy Keane would the leader, nqat.
Nemanja
Nicky Butt

Wouldn't need a fourth.

Originally Posted by puressence

whens next international week

Not soon enough?

Originally Posted by Fat Al

No mention of Mad Pat?

For me if hes making selection you need to team him up with ji-sung again . They will make 12 hour jeep desert journeys seem like minutes and reckon park would be brutal when the chips are down. Don't think it would be off to suggest he's probably got martial art belts in his trophy cabinet ( football one , not the skull one in the cellar)

To complete the squad you need stable and courageous - Robson and Bruce going straight in. Both would take bullets for the op

5th man Denis Irwin. 100pc an unreal sniper up there with Simo hayha and won't grumble at doing all cooking duties

Originally Posted by est.1878

For me if hes making selection you need to team him up with ji-sung again . They will make 12 hour jeep desert journeys seem like minutes and reckon park would be brutal when the chips are down. Don't think it would be off to suggest he's probably got martial art belts in his trophy cabinet ( football one , not the skull one in the cellar)

To complete the squad you need stable and courageous - Robson and Bruce going straight in. Both would take bullets for the op

5th man Denis Irwin. 100pc an unreal sniper up there with Simo hayha and won't grumble at doing all cooking duties

POTY right there.

That’s a great unit. Double tap to the chest, slot an Arab goat herder before he can bubble you and you’re going to need some humour and bats. Mat Pat and Jason Park would be ace.

Spot on re Irwin too. He’s the guy who shoots a Somali pirate from 12 miles away at night then spends the flight back to Brize Norton via Ramstein looking at the Argos catalogue for a new lawn mower for the summer.

You should work in military recruitment mate.

Originally Posted by windy waffles

Roy Keane would the leader, nqat.
Nemanja
Nicky Butt

Wouldn't need a fourth.

Nicky Butt

He got wound up by Dennis Wise ffs.

Let’s say that there’s a tense stand off with some Serbian warlords and Bonkerslav Lunaticovic is chatting with Butty in front of the world media, smiles and cheekily punches the inside of his thigh - causing Butty to lose it??

Think man, think. Takes years to build a rep and seconds to lose it. Butt? Controversial...nor even including his gingerness. 2 minutes in Latin America and he will be whining about not having brought enough Factor 10.

Edwin Van Der Sar - Troop leader.

Calm heads prevail. Probably a good map reader. Will be able to give the smaller lads a peggy up over any compound walls they encounter.

Eric Cantona

Call upon his experience of conducting national service, and hope he doesn't shown that famous French trait if the shit hits the fan

David Beckham

Unique ability to bend bullets round walls, and run all day without getting tired. Also useful for enticing local national females.

Angel Di Maria

Cause there has to be a useless £#%&!er in every group. Most likely a snorer and a complete drain on the other blokes morale. A complete waste of rations.

Originally Posted by Coracao

Edwin Van Der Sar - Troop leader.

Calm heads prevail. Probably a good map reader. Will be able to give the smaller lads a peggy up over any compound walls they encounter.

Eric Cantona

Call upon his experience of conducting national service, and hope he doesn't shown that famous French trait if the shit hits the fan

David Beckham

Unique ability to bend bullets round walls, and run all day without getting tired. Also useful for enticing local national females.

Angel Di Maria

Cause there has to be a useless £#%&!er in every group. Most likely a snorer and a complete drain on the other blokes morale. A complete waste of rations.

You saw him in Turkey, yes?

Ester's with some great picks. Naturally Robbo would be my number one but was put off by his injury record.

Bruce though, Great shout.

Great point about Di Maria being a snorer.

What a complete and utter blow-the-mission he is. I think I hate him even more now

Robbo
Buchan
Brucie
Moran (would still run around gunning em down with his head hanging off)


Jones
Bailly
Matic
Rojo

Either gloriously victorious or would all be dead in 3 minutes

Martin Buchan team leader - " code name velocity "
Lou macari - could use his knowledge of the criminal underworld to good effect
Garth crooks - the black guy always gets killed doesn't he ?
Jesper Olsen . In case we need someone small to hide in places

Not many in the present squad would qualify, lets put it that way.

Current squad:
Pogba, Fellaini, Matic, Lukaku - no loss if they don't come out alive.

Past:
Crerand, Holton, Cantona, Keane

Moran would be too busy swallowing his tongue after the first clash.

current squad:
tony v - our only genuinely tough player and already has the 1,000 yard stare.
matic - calm, merciless, ridiculously underrated by you @#%&!s. would kill without blinking.
herrera - snide cheerleader. closest thing to howling mad murdock we have.
pereira - just needs a chance to prove himself.

we could call this crack team "the midfield we should be playing, mou, you @#%&!". it's not very catchy, though.

all-time:
hughes - £#%&!ing warhorse.
vidic - would volunteer for a suicide mission and smile innocently after every throat he slit. stick up a pic of fernando torres down at the shooting range for a perfect 100.
mcgrath - would still be going when everyone else was dead and would win on his own, too. if they blew his legs off, he would stump them to death.
robson - worth the injury risk. hard as nails and with all the skills required.

or we could drop fletch from a helicopter as a chemical attack.

current

degea, martial, young and valencia. young and valencia die days away from retirement leaving it to martial and degea to finish the mission. at first they don't get on at all but by the end of the mission they grow a strong bond.

all time:
kevin moran
martin buchan
roy keane
eric cantona

Funny you should mention this - just read this report on the BBC website.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/46405477

I bet our bunch of shit@#%&!s wouldn't be able to hack spending a couple of days with the £#%&!ing Salvation Army.

mata
lindelof
herrera
lingard

Originally Posted by marlo

mata
lindelof
herrera
lingard

Probably the only time Herrera would be the tough guy.

Originally Posted by marlo

mata
lindelof
herrera
lingard

that's actually genius.

mata would be the little gay fella who could seduce the straightest of terrorists.
Herrera could fit through ventilation shafts due to his complete lack of shoulders. And if he died in there, would anyone care?
lindelof would be the ultimate plastic hard man. Complete with designer sleeves. Just don't expect anything from him.
lingard would annoy and embarrass everyone until they killed themselves.

All time? Harry Gregg. On his own.

Current? Poggers and JLingz for the insta bantz in enemy territory. The mission failed but we got a great new dance going.

Originally Posted by Albert Tatlock

Current

Jones
Lukaku
Smalling
Valencia
Sanchez

Past

Heinze
Leighton
Prunier
Bosnich
Di Maria

Assumption is that they'll all get captured, tortured and killed in the attempted.

Edit, replace Ralphie with Heinze. Ralf at least gave us a laugh

He said choose 4 you daft senile old @#%&!.