Van Gaal has to be sacked TONIGHT

Originally Posted by utd99

Yeah, but you had this place on mobile the whole time.

And?

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

He's off againZz

It was hardly a shot ffs

Honestly mate, your 7 hours in now...I've been out, cooked a roast dinner, everyone's in bed and you're STILL arguing..

Did you sell it?

Originally Posted by dunk

And?

Nothing. Admirable dedication mate. Never know when a new way to slag off Mata might pop into your head.

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

Think dunk might have finally met his argumentative match in utd99. Two individuals who simply will not accept being challenged and can continue for as long as it takes. Forever if necessary.

You still bitter over renege-gate? I apologized once already.

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

Coldest in Feb generally I think. Bit of a lag.

Not yet he's not, but his luck will surely run out soon

Originally Posted by utd99

Nothing. Admirable dedication mate. Never know when a new way to slag off Mata might pop into your head.

Not really, everything is online everywhere nowadays it is 2015.

Don't need any new ways to slag off Mata tbh, all the original ways work just fine.

Today's a new day.

Originally Posted by believe

Today's a new day.

No it isn't.

Originally Posted by believe

Today's a new day.

New day, same old arguments

WOW there are teams more dull than us

Originally Posted by marlo

Only two stats that matter are the bottom two. Albeit chances created is a subjective stat.

If Winston Reid gets the ball and launches it 50 yards to Andy Carroll, that helps his team have no passes backwards, a high percentage of forward passes and passes into the final third, and minimal passes in their own half. Glad we don't top those tables.

Notice they don't talk about team positioning. Us and City spend the least time in our own half. And the most time in the opposition half.

Easy, this stats thing.

Points off the pace........3
£#%&!s given.....................0

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

Notice they don't talk about team positioning. Us and City spend the least time in our own half. And the most time in the opposition half.

Thanks for clarifying that we don't actually go somewhere off the pitch when not in our half.

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

Only two stats that matter are the bottom two. Albeit chances created is a subjective stat.

If Winston Reid gets the ball and launches it 50 yards to Andy Carroll, that helps his team have no passes backwards, a high percentage of forward passes and passes into the final third, and minimal passes in their own half. Glad we don't top those tables.

Notice they don't talk about team positioning. Us and City spend the least time in our own half. And the most time in the opposition half.

Easy, this stats thing.

how much of it is near the final third though? Most of the time we are passing the ball between our midfield and defenders just near the centre circle.

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

Only two stats that matter are the bottom two. Albeit chances created is a subjective stat.

If Winston Reid gets the ball and launches it 50 yards to Andy Carroll, that helps his team have no passes backwards, a high percentage of forward passes and passes into the final third, and minimal passes in their own half. Glad we don't top those tables.

Notice they don't talk about team positioning. Us and City spend the least time in our own half. And the most time in the opposition half.

Easy, this stats thing.

can you explain (spin) the 4th and 5th stat please?
are we looking at that stat wrong?

Originally Posted by denis lawless

Points off the pace........3
£#%&!s given.....................0

Originally Posted by marlo

can you explain (spin) the 4th and 5th stat please?
are we looking at that stat wrong?

arent you an accountant? Numbers being your specialist subject?

Memories are short. Ten years ago we go knocked out of the group stage by Benfica and plenty wanted SAF out. That went well.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/...uson-wolfsburg

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

arent you an accountant? Numbers being your specialist subject?

I retired!

Originally Posted by angrydimaria

how much of it is near the final third though? Most of the time we are passing the ball between our midfield and defenders just near the centre circle.

Originally Posted by Grimson

Thanks for clarifying that we don't actually go somewhere off the pitch when not in our half.

Cheers for that Grimmers

I actually £#%&!ed that up. The stat is divided into thirds. Positionally, us and City are lowest in percentage in our own thirds and highest in percentage in the opposition third. There's just a difference in how effective they are, but none of us need stats to tell us that.

Originally Posted by marlo

can you explain (spin) the 4th and 5th stat please?
are we looking at that stat wrong?

I already did, pal. If we pump the ball 50 yards to Fellaini and he flicks it on for someone to score, that move gives us a very high percentage on forward passes, low number of passes per shot, high passes going into the opposition half and all those things we get slagged for.

We don't create enough chances. Simple as that, and we don't need a stat to tell us that it's the case. There's a debate to be had about why we don't create, but stats are easily twisted one way or the other, as I've done above

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

Cheers for that Grimmers

I actually £#%&!ed that up. The stat is divided into thirds. Positionally, us and City are lowest in percentage in our own thirds and highest in percentage in the opposition third. There's just a difference in how effective they are, but none of us need stats to tell us that.

I already did, pal. If we pump the ball 50 yards to Fellaini and he flicks it on for someone to score, that move gives us a very high percentage on forward passes, low number of passes per shot, high passes going into the opposition half and all those things we get slagged for.

We don't create enough chances. Simple as that, and we don't need a stat to tell us that it's the case. There's a debate to be had about why we don't create, but stats are easily twisted one way or the other, as I've done above

Your posts use to be fun. Zzzzzz Joking, just admit it the football is shit though and move on.

Originally Posted by That Boy Ronaldo!

Your posts use to be fun. Zzzzzz Joking, just admit it the football is shit though and move on.

After I done avoided bad repping you throughout this whole sorry episode. This is the thanks I get? You need to have a look at yourself, tough guy